Guys, I hate people. I hate civilization. Whenever I watch a movie or read a book about someone being "trapped" on a deserted island, I get incredibly jealous. I'm beginning to seriously consider stranding myself intentionally. There are plenty of instances of completely unprepared and unskilled people managing to successfully survive on islands that are uninhabited to this day.
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tongan_castaways
I read this and think,
>some teenagers lived here for over two years and the island is still empty, I could be there right now

How would you prepare for stranding yourself on a deserted island?