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Anonymous Sat 13 May 2023 05:39:11 No.2580795 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>2580800 >>2580828 >>2580913 >>2580920 >>2581180 >>2581182 >>2581278 >>2581424

I got an interview for a park aide at a state park, please tell me how I can ace the interview and get the job

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 13 May 2023 06:18:34 No.2580800 Report

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>>2580795
Just be yourself

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 13 May 2023 07:49:35 No.2580828 Report

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>>2580795
is that the kraft mac n cheese dinisaur

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 13 May 2023 13:18:40 No.2580896 Report

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Give him a strong handshake and look him in the eye.
And then have sex with him.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 13 May 2023 13:45:55 No.2580913 Report

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>>2580795
Tell him a few 4chan greentext stores

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 13 May 2023 14:16:17 No.2580920 Report

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>>2580795
no arrow, THEREFORE...

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 13 May 2023 20:21:18 No.2581071 Report

Quoted By: >>2581095

I had an interview recently, had an anxiety attack and barely said anything the whole time
Got the job and talked to my new coworkers about it
They were told I was 'calm and collected' lol
So do that, short answers, eye contact, and active listening

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 13 May 2023 21:12:57 No.2581095 Report

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>>2581071
Strange, I always feel autistic and anxious as fuck but people say I’m mellow and cool and collected, maybe there really is nothing to worry about

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 14 May 2023 00:45:05 No.2581180 Report

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>>2580795
Brown shoepolish or dark, dark spray tan.
Dye your hair black and get a perm.
Botox your lips.
Speak in Ebonics.

Employment in a federal agency will be all but assured.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 14 May 2023 00:50:28 No.2581182 Report

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>>2580795
>park aide at a state park
So obviously aid is a big part of the job.
Basically tell them you have aids. You are ate up with up. Cough a lot and mop your brow. Maybe put some blotches on your face with makeup.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 14 May 2023 05:42:24 No.2581278 Report

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>>2580795
In my state they can't get people to fill the openings. No one wants the jobs. So basically just show up and you'll probably get it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 14 May 2023 14:47:44 No.2581424 Report

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>>2580795
bring kneepads

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 14 May 2023 15:43:52 No.2581468 Report

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>>2581180
this

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