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Anonymous Tue 16 May 2023 23:21:20 No.2582820 View View Reply Original Report

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Can a machete kill a Norweigian bear?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 May 2023 23:35:00 No.2582827 Report

Quoted By: >>2583631 >>2587978

>>2582820
No, being from Norway instantly gives it +10 steel resistance. It also makes it immune to any caliber round, but only when /out/ is shooting at it because everyone on here knows bears are bulletproof. Oh and I forgot it also increases your draw-time by two minutes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 May 2023 23:36:38 No.2582828 Report

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Fpbp

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 18 May 2023 08:58:57 No.2583631 Report

Quoted By: >>2587978

>>2582827
can confirm the +10 steel resistance.
as a norwegian however im granted +10 viking berserker mode so i just kill them with a wooden spear.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 18 May 2023 17:57:04 No.2583805 Report

Quoted By: >>2587978

>>2582820
If you're scandi you can use the Viking Blood ability and one shot those bears with your fist

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 May 2023 06:49:59 No.2584678 Report

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Just kill it with your bare hands like Dale Petersen did to that grizzly.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 May 2023 07:17:22 No.2584685 Report

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Only one way to find out

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 May 2023 07:18:25 No.2584686 Report

Quoted By: >>2584800

>>2582820
Most bears can be killed by clapping your hands together aggressively and walking towards them quickly.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 May 2023 07:19:11 No.2584687 Report

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personally, i would use a nailed plank

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 May 2023 07:57:54 No.2584697 Report

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I probably can. However, given how long it takes a Norwegian Bear to kill and Norwegian Bear with Norwegian Bear Claws and a Norwegian Bear mouth. I would say the Machete and it's Wielder cannot kill the Norwegian Bear faster than the Norwegian Bear can kill the Machetes Wielder.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 May 2023 14:17:28 No.2584800 Report

Quoted By: >>2586371

>>2584686
this
one time I killed a bear by aggressively shitposting and harassing them on an anonymous imageboard

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 22 May 2023 14:09:32 No.2585672 Report

Quoted By: >>2585684 >>2585702

>>2582820
Oh shit, guys....
By this map all the romanian forests are infested...
How will I ever stop the larg and go /out/ when every square km of woods has a bear roaming around?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 22 May 2023 15:15:05 No.2585684 Report

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>>2585672
The purpose of the map is to keep Romanians out of the romanian forests.
There are actually no bears in the forest. Trust me.

t. dude on the internet

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 22 May 2023 15:58:34 No.2585702 Report

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>>2585672
just carry a can of bear spray with you and spray that shit straight in it's face if it gets close. We do have lots of bears in Romania but 90% of them are beta and just run away if you yell at them. You're only in a shit your pants situation if you sneak up on one

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 23 May 2023 21:15:52 No.2586246 Report

Quoted By: >>2586337 >>2587514

>>2582820
Bears are pretty rare in Norway, I'd be more worried about an angry moose or immigrants.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 May 2023 00:23:22 No.2586337 Report

Quoted By: >>2586351 >>2587851

>>2586246
Will a moose attack, I've chased reindeers and deer so I guess they would run away aswell?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 May 2023 00:57:13 No.2586351 Report

Quoted By: >>2587514

>>2586337
Yes, and they will fuck you up. Especially when they have calves. My recommendation for any dangerous game encounter is always a .357 loaded with heavy 180gr JHPs. Buffalo bore has a superb loading. Serves me exceptionally well on driven hunts and once even prevented my ankles from becoming boar food.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 May 2023 01:48:11 No.2586371 Report

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>>2584800
Bears can't use anonymous imageboards, they are notorius att whores and we don't have fingers.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 24 May 2023 05:12:09 No.2586443 Report

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>>2586371
>we
post bear paws or GTFO before I fuck you up with my machete

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 26 May 2023 09:34:52 No.2587514 Report

Quoted By: >>2590844 >>2592170

>>2586246
>moose
yep a real danger
>immigrants
lol are you so weak you cant beat up a scrawny somali? also they dont leave their citys.
>>2586351
dumbass.
how about not pissing off moose instead? your kind is exactly the ones who get btfo by wildlife.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 26 May 2023 23:46:13 No.2587851 Report

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>>2586337
They are very peaceful for the most part, and will choose to just run away whenever they feel threatened. But if running is not an option or they have kids to protects, they will most certainly fuck you up good.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0h1XlsskYmY&ab_channel=CRaptor

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 May 2023 11:47:27 No.2587978 Report

Quoted By: >>2588326 >>2590251 >>2594753

>>2583805
>>2583631
>>2582827
Wtf, has /out/ turned to reddit or twitter?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 May 2023 15:21:16 No.2588044 Report

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>>2582820
i would say yes but definitly not in my hands lmao. i have trouble whacking a fish to death

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 May 2023 00:11:22 No.2588326 Report

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>>2587978
This kind of content is going to be shoved down your fuckin' throat until you like it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 May 2023 15:48:12 No.2590251 Report

Quoted By: >>2590291

>>2587978
American spotted. You don't know about the viking perks because you're a faggot. I've been more out than you can imagine in your wildest dreams, I'm superior. Know your place, city dweller.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 May 2023 16:56:12 No.2590291 Report

Quoted By: >>2590319

>>2590251
>Muh heckin vikangzzz
Take your meds, redditor faggot.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 May 2023 18:03:06 No.2590319 Report

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>>2590291
Yes we're talking about scandis, nice catch.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Jun 2023 18:56:59 No.2590844 Report

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>>2587514
>lol are you so weak you cant beat up a scrawny somali?
They are pack animals. 1 or 2 should be fine, maybe even 3 if they are extra scrawny, but more than that and you're not winning, unfortunately.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Jun 2023 19:31:48 No.2590854 Report

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>>2582820
No but if you believe in yourself you can do anything personally i suggest throwing a hand full of broken glass then running down hill

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 02 Jun 2023 18:07:30 No.2591286 Report

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>>2582820
A machete can kill any living thing, but I don't like your chances.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 02 Jun 2023 22:54:49 No.2591433 Report

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>>2582820
Yes

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 04 Jun 2023 14:10:45 No.2592170 Report

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>>2587514
Shut the fuck up, nohuntz nogunz nigger retard.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 04 Jun 2023 21:53:49 No.2592385 Report

Quoted By: >>2592672

>>2592170
>nohuntz nogunz
thats definetly not norway

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Jun 2023 07:48:29 No.2592618 Report

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>>2582820
With 1g of caffeine and just enough fentanyl to make you think you're God, yes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Jun 2023 12:09:05 No.2592672 Report

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>>2592385
Who are you kidding, 90% of ‚Norwegians‘ are shitskin leeches in Oslo. Scandinavia is fucking /out/ kindergarten compared to actual countries like Canada or Australia.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 05 Jun 2023 15:19:56 No.2592738 Report

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>>2582820
what should i do if i see one?
t. croatian

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Jun 2023 15:35:40 No.2592745 Report

Quoted By: >>2592746 >>2592747

>>2582820
well how big is the bear, did he trust you, can you land a good first blow...

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Jun 2023 15:36:40 No.2592746 Report

Quoted By: >>2592747

>>2592745
if the bear is tiny trusts you and you land a good first blow probably yes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Jun 2023 15:37:53 No.2592747 Report

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>>2592745
>>2592746
if he is huge and angry and didnt trust you he probably breaks the arm you try to swing, before you hit him.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Jun 2023 20:15:27 No.2594753 Report

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>>2587978
nu-out bump

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