Kill raccoons. Behead raccoons. Roundhouse kick a raccoon into the concrete. Slam dunk a raccoon baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy raccoons. Defecate in a raccoons food. Launch raccoons into the sun. Stir fry raccoons in a wok. Toss raccoons into active volcanoes. Urinate into a raccoons gas tank. Judo throw raccoons into a wood chipper. Twist raccoons heads off. Report raccoons to the IRS. Karate chop raccoons in half. Curb stomp pregnant raccoons. Trap raccoons in quicksand. Crush raccoons in the trash compactor. Liquefy raccoons in a vat of acid. Eat raccoons. Dissect raccoons. Exterminate raccoons in the gas chamber. Stomp raccoon skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate raccoons in the oven. Lobotomize raccoons. Mandatory abortions for raccoons. Grind raccoon fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown raccoons in fried chicken grease. Vaporize raccoons with a ray gun. Kick old raccoons down the stairs. Feed raccoons to alligators. Slice raccoons with a katana.