>>2588417Trail near my house has been closed due to a landslide for months. There's a big sign up saying "no entry, trail closed, cctv in operation, rangers will fine unauthorised hikers". It's great.
Been hiking normie free for months. One time I did actually see a ranger who tried to fine me but he wasn't willing to leave the trail so I just disappeared into the bushes while his impotent ass shouted from the distance.
Tempted to take some bolt cutters along and steal the 'trail closed' sign at some point. I figure they'll replace it pretty quickly if I make a report about the sign being missing and then, once they repair the part of the trail that was swept away by the landslide and reopen the trail, I can come along and 'close' the trail again with the sign I stole earlier to keep it nice and private for a bit longer.
