>>2599694They are on thin ice because there are subsets of kayakers and I can't reasonably condemn all of them to my contempt.
>white water kayakingretarded, but in a based way
>kayak campingbasically a canoe, used as a means of getting /out/ to interesting places, not my cup of tea but I also motocamp so can't be too hypocritical.
But there are a significant number of kayakers that are just boatfags, but too poor to actually be a boatfag, which is even worse.
They just want to be "on the water bro" and go """fishing""" (drinking beer out of a yeti). They often install electric motors and bluetooth speakers to complement said """fishing""" turning their kayak into a McCope yacht. Their metric for how enjoyable a day was is how badly their sunburn peels the next day.
The latter species is primarily found in the Gulf of Mexico, with higher concentrations along the west coast of Florida.
