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>Be me
>Be 18
>Live in PNW
>Be into hiking all my life but during high school I get extremely into backpacking
>Buddies and I get permits, take 50 lb. external frame packs and go into back country for a week or more whenever we can
>Stomp around Mt. St. Helens area having an absolute blast
>August of senior year rolls around
>Have one last week long trip, backpacking buddies all go off to college
>Get back, I'm in great shape, calves like tree trunks
>Lonely though, tfw no gf
>Make a profile on plentyoffish hoping to find a woodsy hippie gf to go backpack with
>Notice how many girls have "hiking" in their profile
>Haha wow this should be easy
>After a couple days a qt 7.5/10 messages me
>Doesn't really seem like the outdoorsy type, wears makeup, long nails but she's cute so I don't judge
>We chat for a little bit and I ask if she wants to go hiking sometime
>She says sure and gives me her number so we can text back and forth
>Let her suggest a place first
>She picks some 1.5-mile flat bitch trail with no elevation gain at a public park in Portland
>Half of it's fucking paved, not what I'm used to at all
>I assume she's new to the area and tell her I'm gonna pick where we go instead
>Have a gorgeous spot in mind for an unforgettable 1st date
>Send her a pic of an X on my map at a charming area my buddies and I once hiked through
>Some ridge 6 miles from any trailhead deep in the national forest, topographical hellscape
>Gotta keep it light, this is supposed to be a day hike after all
>She says okay
>Thought doesn't even cross my mind that she can't read a map as a girl would never lie about enjoying hiking on a dating profile
>It's gonna be so secluded and romantic there and she'll totally fall for me
>Decide I'm going to impress her and bring ALL of my innawoods shit
>Be 18
>Live in PNW
>Be into hiking all my life but during high school I get extremely into backpacking
>Buddies and I get permits, take 50 lb. external frame packs and go into back country for a week or more whenever we can
>Stomp around Mt. St. Helens area having an absolute blast
>August of senior year rolls around
>Have one last week long trip, backpacking buddies all go off to college
>Get back, I'm in great shape, calves like tree trunks
>Lonely though, tfw no gf
>Make a profile on plentyoffish hoping to find a woodsy hippie gf to go backpack with
>Notice how many girls have "hiking" in their profile
>Haha wow this should be easy
>After a couple days a qt 7.5/10 messages me
>Doesn't really seem like the outdoorsy type, wears makeup, long nails but she's cute so I don't judge
>We chat for a little bit and I ask if she wants to go hiking sometime
>She says sure and gives me her number so we can text back and forth
>Let her suggest a place first
>She picks some 1.5-mile flat bitch trail with no elevation gain at a public park in Portland
>Half of it's fucking paved, not what I'm used to at all
>I assume she's new to the area and tell her I'm gonna pick where we go instead
>Have a gorgeous spot in mind for an unforgettable 1st date
>Send her a pic of an X on my map at a charming area my buddies and I once hiked through
>Some ridge 6 miles from any trailhead deep in the national forest, topographical hellscape
>Gotta keep it light, this is supposed to be a day hike after all
>She says okay
>Thought doesn't even cross my mind that she can't read a map as a girl would never lie about enjoying hiking on a dating profile
>It's gonna be so secluded and romantic there and she'll totally fall for me
>Decide I'm going to impress her and bring ALL of my innawoods shit
