>try to go /out/
>friends make 1000 excuses why they can’t
Few weeks later
>try to go fish from pier with bro
>realize this faggot has never fished in his life
>nice about it don’t make it obvious I realize, offer to help him with anything or if he just wants to chill he doesn’t have to fish
>too afraid to spend a single hour away from his gf to go
Mfw
>later that week hanging with same friends and his gf
>dude starts telling a story about how when he was a teenager his mom sent him to some juvie camp program because he wouldn’t behave and how this camp made him go kayaking in the Everglades and how he had to spend the night camping and starting fires and fishing and shit from a small mangrove island
>had that whole tonality of a blatant lie, the uncertainty in his own words
>dude goes on to tell this story every couple months when the entire group is hanging out
>don’t have the heart to call him out on lying
THEN
>year later wanna go on a vacation, going solo or with friends if they want
>half my circle agrees including the liar from above. We pool money to get a nice cabin
>have to fight to be able to do the shit I want, which is mainly hike mountains and explore outdoors. Perfectly fine going alone, it wouldn’t be my first time doing that
>3 other friends are with me anyways
>dude starts throwing a tantrum that I’m ruining the trip for him and his gf
>lol what
>not even really arguing with them, tell them it’s literally no big deal him and his girl can do the tourist shit in this area but me and the 3 other friends are gonna do this
>dude caves to my indifference
>while driving he starts whining about bears
>says super dramatically in a 100% serious way we all gotta fight a bear if we see it because that’s what you do and we gotta protect his gf (lmfao no, I do not, worst case scenario I just have to be faster than your gf)
>entire time dude won't stfu about bears, have to snap to make him stop freaking out like a child (its just black bears)
