Kill cairns. Behead cairns. Roundhouse kick a cairn into the concrete. Slam dunk a cairn baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy blacks. Defecate in a cairns food. Launch cairns into the sun. Stir fry cairns in a wok. Toss cairns into active volcanoes. Urinate into a cairns gas tank. Judo throw cairns into a wood chipper. Twist cairns heads off. Report cairns to the IRS. Karate chop cairns in half. Curb stomp pregnant black cairns. Trap cairns in quicksand. Crush cairns in the trash compactor. Liquefy cairns in a vat of acid. Eat cairns. Dissect cairns. Exterminate cairns in the gas chamber. Stomp cairn skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate cairns in the oven. Lobotomize cairns. Mandatory abortions for cairns. Grind cairn fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown cairns in fried chicken grease. Vaporize cairns with a ray gun. Kick old cairns down the stairs. Feed cairns to alligators. Slice cairns with a katana.