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>go camping with a semi-autist gymbro friend I have
>I showed him /out/ a few months ago
>he is ex-Army artilleryman so I assumed he knew basic stuff
>Doing a quick 1 night backpacking trip on part of the VT long trail
>wearing his military boots. I know they are heavy and not good hiking boots but he insists t"hey are fine and he didnt wanna buy any new shit cuz he has like 4 pairs of them already"
>hes breathing pretty heavy on the way up
>get to the top
>stop to set up camp/eat dinner
>sets up a shitty lean to with a fucking rain poncho and just a bivybag on the ground for his "camp", insists that "nah bro I dont really like a tent unless its raining hard"
>Im setting up my camp stove to heat up a dehydrated beef stew package
>mf'er pulls out a gallon of water...like a plastic poland springs container
>a few pop tarts and a can of chef boyardee and some penut butter
>Pulls out a FUCKING 12 PACK of Coors Banquets - I swear to God not even memeing 1/2 his pack weight must have been shitty beer
>Throws me one and says "cheers bro"
>I accept cuz i dont wanna be mean, but dumped most of mine out cuz I didnt wanna be hungover for the hike down
>we chill at camp and he drinks NO JOKE like 6-7 beers, keeps making chit chat with me while im trying to just enjoy the serenity of nature and tend to the camp
>go to sleep(I KNOW for a fact he was cold in the wind and probally woudnt even be able to sleep if not for all the alcohol he drank)
> he drinks 2 more the next morning says "no need to carry extra weight on the way back lol"
>the whole time we are hiking down he keeps stoping to "take pictures"/ "look at the views"(I know that fucker was just tired, dehydrated from drinking beer and hungover and probally just couldnt keep up) and wanted to just chill and eat his granola
thats what you get when you drink that much beer in the woods like a fucking hobo
Not even trying to be all puritianical here, but what the FUCK is wrong with normies?!
Never again
>I showed him /out/ a few months ago
>he is ex-Army artilleryman so I assumed he knew basic stuff
>Doing a quick 1 night backpacking trip on part of the VT long trail
>wearing his military boots. I know they are heavy and not good hiking boots but he insists t"hey are fine and he didnt wanna buy any new shit cuz he has like 4 pairs of them already"
>hes breathing pretty heavy on the way up
>get to the top
>stop to set up camp/eat dinner
>sets up a shitty lean to with a fucking rain poncho and just a bivybag on the ground for his "camp", insists that "nah bro I dont really like a tent unless its raining hard"
>Im setting up my camp stove to heat up a dehydrated beef stew package
>mf'er pulls out a gallon of water...like a plastic poland springs container
>a few pop tarts and a can of chef boyardee and some penut butter
>Pulls out a FUCKING 12 PACK of Coors Banquets - I swear to God not even memeing 1/2 his pack weight must have been shitty beer
>Throws me one and says "cheers bro"
>I accept cuz i dont wanna be mean, but dumped most of mine out cuz I didnt wanna be hungover for the hike down
>we chill at camp and he drinks NO JOKE like 6-7 beers, keeps making chit chat with me while im trying to just enjoy the serenity of nature and tend to the camp
>go to sleep(I KNOW for a fact he was cold in the wind and probally woudnt even be able to sleep if not for all the alcohol he drank)
> he drinks 2 more the next morning says "no need to carry extra weight on the way back lol"
>the whole time we are hiking down he keeps stoping to "take pictures"/ "look at the views"(I know that fucker was just tired, dehydrated from drinking beer and hungover and probally just couldnt keep up) and wanted to just chill and eat his granola
thats what you get when you drink that much beer in the woods like a fucking hobo
Not even trying to be all puritianical here, but what the FUCK is wrong with normies?!
Never again
