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Post funny/interestings greentext stories about your experiences in the /outdoors/.
>be me
>reconnect with some old friends from highschool after many years
>decide to go hike for a long weekend in the nearby national forest
>go to area with high traffic trails
>they want to play "the help game"
>what the fuck is that
>"its like the "penis!!!" game you would play as a kid in school where you alternate players saying the word "penis" louder and louder until you get caught or somebody pussies out and loses, only in this version you scream "HEEEELPPP!!!!"
>frens start to play the help game
>friends start out at a whisper
>progressively getting louder to slightly louder than normal talking voice
>one decides to immediately jump to screaming at the top of his lungs
>HEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLPPPPPP!!!!!
>hear responses back from nearby hikers on the trail
>'did somebody scream for help? where are you? please dont die! were coming to help!!!'
>hear these things from both directions on the trail
>o shit
>in order to evade the uneeded help we are forced to head off trail and b line it through a area knee deep in mud
>still continue to play the game
>yelling eventually gets to a point where nobody can get any louder so they start adding to it
>HELP!!!! HELP ME!!! ANYBODY PLEASE!!!! HEEEEEEEEELLLPPP!!!!!
>SOMEBODY PLEASE HELP MY BABY!!!
>eventually returned to our vehicles at the end of the trip, nobody was able to get to us and save us
>be me
>reconnect with some old friends from highschool after many years
>decide to go hike for a long weekend in the nearby national forest
>go to area with high traffic trails
>they want to play "the help game"
>what the fuck is that
>"its like the "penis!!!" game you would play as a kid in school where you alternate players saying the word "penis" louder and louder until you get caught or somebody pussies out and loses, only in this version you scream "HEEEELPPP!!!!"
>frens start to play the help game
>friends start out at a whisper
>progressively getting louder to slightly louder than normal talking voice
>one decides to immediately jump to screaming at the top of his lungs
>HEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLPPPPPP!!!!!
>hear responses back from nearby hikers on the trail
>'did somebody scream for help? where are you? please dont die! were coming to help!!!'
>hear these things from both directions on the trail
>o shit
>in order to evade the uneeded help we are forced to head off trail and b line it through a area knee deep in mud
>still continue to play the game
>yelling eventually gets to a point where nobody can get any louder so they start adding to it
>HELP!!!! HELP ME!!! ANYBODY PLEASE!!!! HEEEEEEEEELLLPPP!!!!!
>SOMEBODY PLEASE HELP MY BABY!!!
>eventually returned to our vehicles at the end of the trip, nobody was able to get to us and save us
