I get sick of these entitled fuckwads squatting in our neighborhoods, sometimes for weeks at time.

Shitting/pissing in the bush, drinking and having illegal fires during fire bans etc.

The excuses are all complete bullshit too:

I don't create trouble, you're just jealous.

To that last one, at least I'm not a fucking freeloader not willing to do the work making the place livable.

Going to start with rotting Bing cherries and a slingshot, and if they continue, some peanut butter smeared on the underside of their vehicle so bears coming around.

Any other ideas?