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How asinine would something like this be? More importantly, how long could you theoretically last trying it? Could you reach Portland?>Starting from Bellingham, WA you must travel South to Portland, OR. >You CAN NOT sleep or stay in any hotel, motel, apartment, couch-surf or otherwise conventional form of overnight inn. You MUST sleep in the wilderness. >You CAN NOT take any forms of transportation, you may only walk but you CAN hitchhike. >You CAN NOT take any luggage with you, the only items you are allowed to have are a knife, lighter and sleeping bag. >You CAN NOT get food from any market, you MUST get food through either scavenging, foraging or hunting. You CAN get water from a store but it's encouraged to drink from a nearby source (yes raw.) >You CAN NOT bring any other weapons with you, only a reasonable knife of your choice. You CAN make snares and other traps with it. >You CAN NOT bring extra clothing. Only the clothing articles you are going to wear. (If it gets cold, you can buy a sweater from a Goodwill but if it gets hot again you can either sling it over your shoulder and leave it behind somewhere. You can't bring extra undies or socks, but you can buy new ones if your old ones rot or get wet.)
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Nam vet wouldnt be caught dead without extra socks. Bullshit.
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>>2624827 Bellingham Washington to Portland Oregon is only 230 miles bro, and if hitchhiking is allowed you could probably find someone doing that drive and just ride the whole way. What the fuck is the other gay larping shit about? You could literally do the entire thing without eating, it would only take a week.
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>>2624833 Where's the fun in that?
Fine, new rule.
>NO HITHCHIKING ALLOWED Anonymous
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>>2624827 are you from here?
these two questions answer your own question:
>You CAN NOT take any luggage with you, the only items you are allowed to have are a knife, lighter and sleeping bag. >You CAN NOT bring extra clothing. Only the clothing articles you are going to wear. (If it gets cold, you can buy a sweater from a Goodwill but if it gets hot again you can either sling it over your shoulder and leave it behind somewhere. You can't bring extra undies or socks, but you can buy new ones if your old ones rot or get wet.) yes you can probably do it in the summer pretty easily. the rest of the year you're playing pnw weather russian roulette. if you get a nice stretch of overcast days you could definitely do it. any rain and you'd probably die or have to chicken out.
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>>2624833 agree under normal conditions. but OP set a bunch of gay rules that set him up so that a single rain shower will probably make him go hypothermic.
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>>2624834 >>NO HITHCHIKING ALLOWED Yeah, if you had tattoos, vans and skinny jeans you wouldn't have to walk 100yds
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>>2624849 >this place is so coddled and bubble-wrapped that they couldn't hike in the rain without thinking they're going to die Wear wool if you're so concerned.
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>>2624853 >hike 4 days in soaked wool i'll get right on it buddy
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>>2624827 >Starting from Bellingham, WA you must travel South to Portland, OR. No thanks, I hate Portland with a passion.
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>>2624862 You'll fit right in.
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>>2624827 >You CAN NOT get food from any market, you MUST get food through either scavenging, foraging or hunting. Is there a law against me getting something to eat here?
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>>2624902 OP wants to LARP as Rambo so invented all these rooooles to make him feel as manly as Rambo.
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I don't think Lewis & Clark passed many Quicky Marts.
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>>2624904 It’s a line from the movie…
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how about you just go outside and have.. just a walk?
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>>2624868 No I wouldn't. I'm a tranny, hipster or a faggot like you.
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>>2624904 >come into thread with challenge that has set perimeters >whine about it Anonymous
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>>2624969 >doesn't understand how the thread feed works >whines about it Anonymous
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>>2624935 >I'm a tranny, hipster faggot yeah we know
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I haven't seen Rambo in a long time. Does he actually hunt/forage/build a shelter outside of killing people?
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>>2625094 He didn't have time for that but the skills are implied
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You have to get through Seattle metro with just a knife? I’ll pass.
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I rewatched First Blood about a month ago. It was both better and worse then I remember it. It was also glaringly unrealistic.
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>>2625094 He puts together a spear with his knife and kills a feral pig, quarters it and spit-roasts it in a cave. That's about it.
>>2625157 What is so 'glaringly unrealistic?'
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>>2624904 >Rambo challenge >set of rules >not required to blow things up >not required to kill cops >not required to get 5 star wanted level with National Guard deployed sounds pretty gay to me
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>>2624833 Yeah i hitched from florida to midwest in two weeks, and i was fucking around taking the scenic route. I did buy my food and have a small bookbag of clothes. Good luck getting a ride smelling like an indian shit in a diaper
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>>2624827 >You CAN NOT take any luggage with you What's that strap on his shoulder in your picture? Did you watch the movie?
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>>2624831 fpbp
remember kids: always take care of your fuckin feet.
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The movie omits part of the book where all the cops rape Rambo's b-hole, you should stop by the local PD as part of the larp
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>>2626103 Remember that scene in Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid when Butch jumped into that puddle? Do that if you stink.
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>>2626129 It's his sleeping bag.
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>>2626363 You're right. I remembered it as a sea bag for some reason, maybe from watching grainy streams instead of actually watching a good copy of the movie.
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>>2624827 idk about this but i've always wanted to hike the AT from GA to ME by starting off naked with a spear and making clothes along the way
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>>2627592 The good news is, you'll probably make it out of GA before anyone becomes concerned about your appearance
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>>2626130 And don't do anything stupid, like get killed.
