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Anonymous Wed 09 Aug 2023 11:15:16 No.2628418 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>2628433 >>2628473 >>2628657 >>2628666 >>2629388 >>2630648 >>2630759 >>2631031 >>2632208

You can only take 5 items with you inna woods

What do you take?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Aug 2023 11:54:47 No.2628429 Report

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Your mother

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Aug 2023 12:19:14 No.2628433 Report

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>>2628418
Why would I need five items?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Aug 2023 14:08:50 No.2628473 Report

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>>2628418
Check out the items they let contestants on the show ‘alone’ take. That’s a great start.
https://bushcraftinfo.com/alone-prohibited-items-gear-list/
You’re going to need more than 5 items if you plan on being there more than a couple of days.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Aug 2023 19:27:02 No.2628640 Report

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1 kill dozer, 2 buck-broken nigger slaves, and a cooler of food and drinks.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Aug 2023 19:53:21 No.2628657 Report

Quoted By: >>2632169

>>2628418
You didnt specify size and scale of "items" so im going to take a fat shit all over this thread
>house
>firearm
>pallet of appropriate ammunition (around 100,000 rounds)
>infinite energy supply
>pallet of money (200 million dollars)

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Aug 2023 20:11:47 No.2628666 Report

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>>2628418
1) strong pocket knife like a Busse Combat Battle Mistress
2) rifle, 7.62 NATO, SCAR H CQC with suitable ammo supply
3) ferro rod and tinder kit
4) a big booty bitch
5) first aids kit

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Aug 2023 23:17:01 No.2628750 Report

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4 dragon dildos 1 lube

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Aug 2023 23:37:06 No.2628758 Report

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4 hits of acid and some waterproof matches

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 Aug 2023 03:18:06 No.2628821 Report

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>30 rack of bud
>jbl speaker
>nuclear missile codes
>"the football"
>sunglasses

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 Aug 2023 21:53:02 No.2629157 Report

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I get the acid but not the matches, same for the dildos why the l'une?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 11 Aug 2023 07:29:50 No.2629388 Report

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>>2628418
One city, i dont need the other 4 things

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 13 Aug 2023 18:18:01 No.2630648 Report

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>>2628418
bastard sword
chain mail
tomahawks
vodka
lube

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 13 Aug 2023 18:19:38 No.2630649 Report

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>>2630648
reddit as fuck

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 13 Aug 2023 22:17:43 No.2630759 Report

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>>2628418
>CZ-457 varmint in 22lr
>whisper lite international stove
>benchmade knife
>lighter
>tent

I can make do without anything else, itd suck. I could survive a long time with just those 5 items though.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 13 Aug 2023 22:18:59 No.2630760 Report

Quoted By: >>2631002

>>2628750
How many orifices do you have thatll fit a bad dragon??

I have 0

You seem like a faggot

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Anonymous Mon 14 Aug 2023 02:01:03 No.2630866 Report

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>>2628821
>jbl speaker
I feel obligated for my /biz/ tourist frens that this poster was not me
The 5 things I'd bring would be
A knife
My watch with a compass/precipitation reader on it
Definitely not a gun, not today Cia. Nice try fbi
Cast iron skillet (master race)
And I guess a lighter
Spark stick is cool and all but OP'S question heavily implies this is a short minimalist visit since I am "taking items into the woods" and not "lost in the woods"

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Aug 2023 10:19:05 No.2631002 Report

Quoted By: >>2632135

>>2630760
Alternate uses for dragon dildos:
>stirring instant mashed potatoes
>clubbing small game to death
>breaking down small sticks for fires
>smacking against a tree to summon 6th dimensional time traveling sasquatches

Just because your ignorant doesnt mean you have to go around here spouting homosexual slurs, buddy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Aug 2023 11:32:20 No.2631019 Report

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>>2628473
That’s a retarded way to start considering there’s prohibitions.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Aug 2023 12:58:44 No.2631031 Report

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>>2628418
Hat
Shirt
Pants
Undies
Shoes

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Anonymous Wed 16 Aug 2023 16:43:09 No.2632135 Report

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>>2631002
>homosexual slurs
dude your life is a slur against humanity. Your whole existence is centered around using the excretory system improperly, giving a whole host of diseases to small children and house pets in the meantime. Faggot, go turn into a pillar of salt already.

Assuming clothes are not part of the item list
>water treatment drops (small bottle of iodine as its a necessary dietary supplement and doubles as antiseptic too)
>Rifle and ammunition for killing game easily
>Small haversack assuming a pack and frame are two separate items
>knife for processing stuff. If Rifle and Ammo counts for 2, we'll just choose a rifle that has an integrated bayo.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Aug 2023 17:50:25 No.2632169 Report

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>>2628657
Ufo
18 yo 10/10 Aryan virgin
Holodeck
Supercomputer with quantum entangled internet access
Non cucked AI that will answer anything accurately or do anything for me

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Aug 2023 17:54:34 No.2632171 Report

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Left shoe
Right shoe
Left sock
Right sock
Pilot flight suit
At least I’m clothed

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Aug 2023 20:30:10 No.2632208 Report

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>>2628418
Communicator badge
Type II regenerative phaser
Portable Holoemitter
Danube-class runabout
Case of gold-pressed latinum

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