>>2633000you unironically might
Over the past three months there have been a shockingly high number of grey squirrels testing positive for bubonic plague east of the Mississippi. I highly recommend seeing a doctor ASAP, most medical professionals are already aware of the potential situation unfolding. If your doctor is somehow still in the dark you could tell him to google Dr. Futanari, who was the Japanese biologist responsible for most of the new research.
