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hey /out/ i need your help identifying what the actual fuck was outside my tent last night
>western sweden
>been a boyscout, done a shitton of sleeping in the woods, love /out/ing
>buy new tent
>wanna go do an overnighter with my new tent
>find a path to walk on some website
>get there, late, as usual
>got about 3 hours of daylight left when i start
>great fun with abandoned mines and shit along the way, real interesting
>constantly looking for some place to put my tent up but everything is wetland since its been raining all fucking summer
>finally find a spot in the pine wood
>already getting dark
>set up tent (pic related)
>getting dark
>fuck cant get firewood now, i'll just cook these glizzies on my gas stove
>eat some jerky while cooking
>pitch black now
>eat hot dogs when theyre done
>hang up plastic bag of food in a tree some distance away for good measure
>go to bed
>real comfy, love the tent
>even got a hook for my camping light in the top
>theres no wind at all, its completely still
>just about passing out, around 00:00/midnight
>hear a metal clunking sound outside, the most unnatural sound a forest could fucking make
>like if there was a pot on the ground and something flipped it over
>freeze up
>every 5-10 minutes it happens again, like someone fucking around with pans and pots about 1 meter in front of my tent
>also hear foot/paw steps in the same area
>all my cookware is packed up and stowed away, cant be that
>oh shit did i put away the metal can of beef jerky or is it outside?
>fuck i forgot it outside and its probably some sort of animal trying to open it (bear/wolf/hog?)
>i make manly noise and shake the tent
>UUUGH AAAH OOOOHHHHHOHO
>nothing, no running, no steps
>a minute or two goes by, metal clunking a few feet in front of tent starts again
>fuck
>this keeps going for a solid hour, i keep making noise off and on and then listening
>noise keeps going, it does not give a fuck
>grab my trusty Mora 2000 and hold it close, unsheathed
>cont.
>western sweden
>been a boyscout, done a shitton of sleeping in the woods, love /out/ing
>buy new tent
>wanna go do an overnighter with my new tent
>find a path to walk on some website
>get there, late, as usual
>got about 3 hours of daylight left when i start
>great fun with abandoned mines and shit along the way, real interesting
>constantly looking for some place to put my tent up but everything is wetland since its been raining all fucking summer
>finally find a spot in the pine wood
>already getting dark
>set up tent (pic related)
>getting dark
>fuck cant get firewood now, i'll just cook these glizzies on my gas stove
>eat some jerky while cooking
>pitch black now
>eat hot dogs when theyre done
>hang up plastic bag of food in a tree some distance away for good measure
>go to bed
>real comfy, love the tent
>even got a hook for my camping light in the top
>theres no wind at all, its completely still
>just about passing out, around 00:00/midnight
>hear a metal clunking sound outside, the most unnatural sound a forest could fucking make
>like if there was a pot on the ground and something flipped it over
>freeze up
>every 5-10 minutes it happens again, like someone fucking around with pans and pots about 1 meter in front of my tent
>also hear foot/paw steps in the same area
>all my cookware is packed up and stowed away, cant be that
>oh shit did i put away the metal can of beef jerky or is it outside?
>fuck i forgot it outside and its probably some sort of animal trying to open it (bear/wolf/hog?)
>i make manly noise and shake the tent
>UUUGH AAAH OOOOHHHHHOHO
>nothing, no running, no steps
>a minute or two goes by, metal clunking a few feet in front of tent starts again
>fuck
>this keeps going for a solid hour, i keep making noise off and on and then listening
>noise keeps going, it does not give a fuck
>grab my trusty Mora 2000 and hold it close, unsheathed
>cont.
