>>2634454When I was ten years old, like 6 other kids and I were all piled in my grandfathers van, waiting for him and an uncle to take us all fishing. They slide open the door and toss in an armadillo. Everyone went fucking nuts screaming, the armadillo is jumping (literally jumping not the air), while the “adults” are laughing their asses off. My grandfather once had a pet monkey that he’d stolen from a boat docked in New Orleans in the 1940’s when he was a kid, just incase you’re wondering what kind of person would do this.
Same thing happened when I was with my nieces and a nephew like two decades later, except this time I was the uncle, and it was a boat and a small alligator instead of a van and an armadillo.
