>>2648720Oh and I left out a couple of important items. I wrote
>HatBut the detail of the hat is really important. You need to go one of two ways:
>Obscure gear company logoNot Patagonia or the like. Something like Hilltop or Allmansright. Best would be to make up a name and get it on a custom hat. Someone, hopefully a girl, will ask and you tell them it is a gear company you and one of your bros started because you couldn't find something you like. The something needs to be reasonable, and the more inconsequential the better. Not like a tent or something that people know what is out there. But like a stake bag. Be like
>we just couldn't find a stake bag we really liked so we designed our ownSay you decided not to sell it online you can only buy it in this one gear shop like Willow Canyon in Kanab. Or the Meadows Edge coffee trailer out off the Grand Canyon north rim.
Very critical.
The other thing is that you might be reluctant to follow this too far, worried that you might have to demonstrate some /out/ skills at some point. No need to worry there. Most that will happen is you'll have to drive a dirt road to a camp site, but it won't be a bad one. There will be loads of other dudes at the camp and someone will have a torch and some REI starters to get a fire going.
Worst case you'll have to walk a few hundred yards on a trail from the site so you can sit on a rock to watch the stars before you make out with the hairy box chick maybe bang her there in the weeds. Just make sure the batteries in your headlamp are good and you will be fine.
