WTF do I got to bury my turds but animals don't?
Is there something about human feces that makes it much worse than other omnivores or carnivores?

Also, WTF is approved way to construct semi-emergency shit-trench for higher volume use? Is it still Boy Scout Handbook were you dig a long small trench away from water flow w/dirt in a row and cover as you move along?

WTF is basic geology guidelines for picking the right spot away from water-table flows? I do remember that stuff can be not too obvious and even counter-intuitive, but can't find it.

What about burying dead bodies? Same program? Or just let buzzards and coyotes have them if no pesky cops around?

WTF would happen if I'm out with some Nature Freaks and start insisting to bury the big shit a bear or raccoon just took? Raccoon like to be near water so don't they shit near water, too?

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