>>2654439>What is it with mutts and toilet paper?It's the sharts, anon.
They are terrified because at any moment a big, hot, runny burst of shit can come out of their ass and they won't have time to grab the toilet paper from some place where it is out of the weather.
Like the old joke of "what is the fastest thing in the universe? Is it light?" with the punchline that it's diarrhea because last time I had it I didn't even have time to turn the light on.
