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Anonymous Thu 12 Oct 2023 19:42:48 No.2655729 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>2655816 >>2655820 >>2655823 >>2656884 >>2657887 >>2658043 >>2659089 >>2660643

>trying to shit while /out/ in long pants
>have them pulled down to my ankles
>supporting my body weight with my arms behind my back while hovering off the ground
>as I release my shit both my arms cramp
>fall and land on my own shit
Felt it smoosh against my ass. So how am I actually supposed to shit when in long pants?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Oct 2023 19:46:44 No.2655734 Report

Quoted By: >>2655737

some actual thread died because you thought dude strapped into a tree shitting was a new thing

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Oct 2023 19:48:09 No.2655737 Report

Quoted By: >>2655816

>>2655734
Bruh this is Scotland there aren't any trees

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 12 Oct 2023 23:49:37 No.2655816 Report

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>>2655729
>>2655737

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Oct 2023 23:58:50 No.2655820 Report

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>>2655729
Just strip naked then, retard

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Oct 2023 00:07:36 No.2655823 Report

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>>2655729
>Dig a hole the size of a toilet bowl
>Sit
>Shit
What's the issue?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Oct 2023 10:59:23 No.2656884 Report

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>>2655729
absolutely hilarious stuff

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Oct 2023 11:09:48 No.2657647 Report

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good thread OP

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Oct 2023 15:54:21 No.2657710 Report

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am i the only guy who lieks to get FULLY NAKED to avoid this?
just take your fucking pants and socks and shirt off then go and shit away from your clothes and you wont have to fucking squat awkwardly to avoid the cloth of your pants and shirt getting smooshed by the shit as it slowly drops out of your ass
genuinely cannot shit with a shirt or pants on nowadays, i'm confident in my superior form, i squat to take a dump we call it gargoyling

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Oct 2023 23:45:47 No.2657882 Report

Quoted By: >>2657942 >>2662992

Shit facing uphill while on all fours, like a dog. Can't go wrong

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 18 Oct 2023 23:55:32 No.2657887 Report

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>>2655729
this guy cant even take a shit

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Oct 2023 03:08:43 No.2657942 Report

Quoted By: >>2662992

>>2657882
Lmao. Will try

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Oct 2023 04:37:44 No.2657954 Report

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I take off my pants and underwear to avoid pissing directly in them whilst doing a squat/hover shit. You only piss in your own pants around your ankles once.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Oct 2023 05:28:38 No.2657960 Report

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damn op
how fat are you

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Oct 2023 15:09:28 No.2658043 Report

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>>2655729
>too fat to squat

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Oct 2023 16:39:04 No.2658068 Report

Quoted By: >>2658439

fat? Did someone say fat?

AHAHAHA FATASSES WHY ARE YOU SO FUCKING FAT LMFAO FAT FAT FAT

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 20 Oct 2023 20:25:03 No.2658439 Report

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>>2658068

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 Oct 2023 15:38:43 No.2658952 Report

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RIP /out/

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 Oct 2023 23:51:39 No.2659085 Report

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This happened to me when I was 10 on my first hunt I nearly commit suicide when I had to walk back to my father covered in shit. If this happened to me as an adult suicide would be guaranteed. Not because I fell in my shit, because that's kind of funny, but because it implies I'm a weak, fat, retarded "person."

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Oct 2023 00:13:19 No.2659089 Report

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>>2655729
skill issue

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Oct 2023 00:37:01 No.2659094 Report

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the other day we were staying at a fc/fs cabin and i went and shitted in the pouring rain in a hole i dug, only to find the outhouse was about 1/8th mi down a trail from the cabin. didnt fall in my shit though.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Oct 2023 03:44:15 No.2660643 Report

Quoted By: >>2662519 >>2662550

>>2655729
>Walk up to tree
>Squat down
>Wrap arms around it like you are hugging it
>Shit
It's really not that hard man

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Nov 2023 14:45:41 No.2662519 Report

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>>2660643
Weirdly erotic post

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Nov 2023 16:09:31 No.2662550 Report

Quoted By: >>2662581

>>2660643
I've tried that and it is actually hard. Your arms get tired and you have to reach back with one arm to wipe, holding your entire bodyweight with the other warm. It's pretty risky.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Nov 2023 17:15:46 No.2662572 Report

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The companies that make outdoor gear will see this as an opportunity, probably start marketing one person ultra light toilets. Titanium framed with dyneema webbing for the low cost of 500 bucks.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Nov 2023 18:00:16 No.2662580 Report

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How the fuck are you all so weak or unused to pain? What the fuck.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Nov 2023 18:13:29 No.2662581 Report

Quoted By: >>2662681

>>2662550
Get up, move, wipe , deposit. You dumb dumb

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Nov 2023 00:31:52 No.2662681 Report

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>>2662581
then you risk dingleberries falling on your pants and underwear, and shit smearing around your buttcheeks as you move around.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Nov 2023 19:10:05 No.2662906 Report

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I always pee on the back of my pants on accident

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Nov 2023 02:41:30 No.2662992 Report

Quoted By: >>2663001

>>2657882
>>2657942
You'll probably shit shit all over your balls

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Nov 2023 03:49:53 No.2663001 Report

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>>2662992
or I'll ball all over your shit

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