> I want to go hiking here
Uh actshually you need xyz permits from abc

> I'm gonna set up camp in the middle of the woods
Nooo you can't do that you have to reserve one x specific campgrounds in advance

> I'm gonna wander off trail
Nooooo thats dangerous and you need to submit a request to abc local authority

> I'm gonna start a campfire here, using no accelerants, in an area not prone to wildfires, by snapping off dead branches (live logs are shit for fire anyways)
NOOOO YOU NEED TO GET A FIRE PERMIT AND THEN CARRY YOUR OWN FIREWOOD TO THE SITE YOU CANT HURT THE TREES LIKE THAT

I recently moved and all my /out/ coworkers are like this, along with everyone else in the area.

Also what would happen if I got stopped/cited by a park ranger and just made a run for it? From the rangers I've met, I could probably outpace the majority of them, although most of them also dgaf about the above.