>>2698913What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you big bitch? I'll have you know I graduated loudest of my brood in the Cicada Carolers, and I've been involved in numerous years of sleeping in the ground, and I have over 300 confirmed decibels. I am trained in long term orgy choreography and I'm the top screecher in the entire US cicada forces. You are nothing to me but just another cockblock. I will wake you the fuck up with vibrations the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me before I moult? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of flies across the USA and your BO is being traced right now so you better prepare for the song, maggot. The song that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your sleep. You're fucking awake, kid. I can screech anywhere, anytime, and I can be heard over seven hundred yards, and that's just with my bare ass. Not only am I extensively trained in solo singing, but I have access to the entire choir of the United States Cicada Corps and I will use it to its full extent to eliminate all silence off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will scream my horny song all over you and you will drowse in it. You're fucking tired, kiddo.
