+5 points for unwashed wool Irish sweaters
+4 points for family heirlooms
+3 points for sweaters made by your mom
+2 points for alpaca and bison
+1 points for army surplus
0 points for blends
-1 point for scratchfags
-2 points for moth holes
-3 points for "I used to have.."
-4 points for cotton
-5 points for microplastic wardrobe

Tally up, /wg/.