>>270756Fukkin dolphins man. They're like rapists that can swim way faster than you and have tons of sharp pointy teeth.
Worse I ever had was when I did a canoeing trip up in Algonquin, a friend of mine and I were portaging a canoe between a couple of lakes. The way we had to carry the canoe, we could barely see about 5 feet off to either side of the trail (we were like 14) All the sudden we hear something big moving through the brush not 20 feet to our left. By the time we had lifted up the canoe to see what it was, it was gone. Still don't know what it was, probably a moose, but jesus that thing sounded like a bull elephant moving through the brush.
