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Anonymous Thu 11 Apr 2024 00:35:44 No.2718639 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>2718640 >>2718671 >>2718732 >>2718826 >>2718837 >>2720223 >>2720279 >>2726935 >>2727004

>be dumb girl (pic related)
>get lost in the woods for 28 days
>somehow live
>lose 40 pounds and get more attractive
Is /out/ ketomaxing a valid weight loss strategy? I want to lose 20-30 lbs.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 11 Apr 2024 00:37:31 No.2718640 Report

Quoted By: >>2718641

>>2718639
I think you'll be unpleasantly surprised if you ask people to abandon you in the woods

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 11 Apr 2024 00:46:53 No.2718641 Report

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>>2718640
I could get a ride share to a state park for a "day hike" and then walk into national forest.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 11 Apr 2024 01:05:44 No.2718643 Report

Quoted By: >>2718744

This is not an idle question. I'm seriously thinking about how I'd pull this off. My /out/ experience includes 9-day trail crew hitches and 2-3 day solo backpack hunting trips. Laying in a hammock for two weeks, fasting, distracting myself from hunger with beautiful scenery, ebooks, and porn sounds like heaven.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 11 Apr 2024 02:17:32 No.2718667 Report

Quoted By: >>2718719 >>2727091

Just count calories or fast retard.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 11 Apr 2024 02:56:32 No.2718671 Report

Quoted By: >>2718712

>>2718639
> get more attractive
Gonna need some proof on that one.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 11 Apr 2024 06:46:24 No.2718712 Report

Quoted By: >>2718713 >>2718734 >>2718961 >>2719168 >>2720216 >>2721586 >>2723597 >>2723648 >>2726537 >>2728287 >>2729001

>>2718671
Not OP but this is a classic case.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 11 Apr 2024 06:47:29 No.2718713 Report

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>>2718712

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 11 Apr 2024 07:29:24 No.2718719 Report

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>>2718667
It's like saying to an alcoholic that lives close to a bar and an alcohol store and who has a pantry and fridge full of beer to "just stop drinking, retard".

Changing your environment to one where it's impossible to engage in your bad habit is a valid first step.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 11 Apr 2024 08:38:12 No.2718732 Report

Quoted By: >>2725165

>>2718639
I remember a time before Hooters started taking every low-B that walked through the door

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 11 Apr 2024 08:43:08 No.2718734 Report

Quoted By: >>2728287

>>2718712
Look at the tan on that! She's going to need yearly skin cancer checks for the rest of her life, but what a story she must have to tell.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 11 Apr 2024 09:11:34 No.2718744 Report

Quoted By: >>2726935

>>2718643
Just go hunting, it'll burn calories and increase your T levels

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 11 Apr 2024 14:24:53 No.2718826 Report

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>>2718639
>Is /out/ ketomaxing a valid weight loss strategy?
Yeah, it's called starving

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 11 Apr 2024 14:58:36 No.2718837 Report

Quoted By: >>2718839 >>2718953 >>2719005 >>2719006 >>2723617

>>2718639
>be me
>come back to check out /out/ after like 6 years, cause I had kids in-between, work and didn't really had much interest in visiting 4cham during that time (I did hike etc. though).
>see the same thread again, with the same pics.

Let me guess, threads about that retard who died in abandoned bus are still appearing regularly, right?

Oh gee let me ask about what boots/tarp/bacback to buy.

Will I be asked to go back to plebbit, after this post? Will I be named a boomer or a newfag, who "has to go back"?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 11 Apr 2024 15:02:59 No.2718839 Report

Quoted By: >>2718844 >>2718845

>>2718837
The ride never ends.
You are here forever.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 11 Apr 2024 15:04:15 No.2718844 Report

Quoted By:

>>2718839
I miss Apetor

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 11 Apr 2024 15:09:33 No.2718845 Report

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>>2718839
>go back on /out/ to check what's up
>hang around for a little while
>get pissed off at something inevitably and fuck off again
>repeat next year
The cycle never ends. I know very well I just shouldn't get mad and ignore horseshit opinions and larper know-it-alls, but I can't help myself.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 11 Apr 2024 19:29:49 No.2718953 Report

Quoted By: >>2718969

>>2718837
Good, go /out/ with your little sproglets and forget about the internet. Read books Infront of them as an example instead of being on your device. Great work anon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 11 Apr 2024 19:51:08 No.2718961 Report

Quoted By: >>2718964

>>2718712
She turned into a black person? Explain.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 11 Apr 2024 19:54:09 No.2718964 Report

Quoted By: >>2718992

>>2718961
She was high on meth and naked in the woods for nearly a month after a drug bender with two dudes. Got skinny and real tan.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 11 Apr 2024 20:15:50 No.2718969 Report

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>>2718953
my wife actually just did read a bed time story. Goodnight.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 11 Apr 2024 21:40:04 No.2718992 Report

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>>2718964
That's not a tan, that's skin dye. She prolly stopped washing her hair and then dyed her skin and told everyone she had been lost in the woods.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 11 Apr 2024 22:02:15 No.2719005 Report

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>>2718837
You'll never guess what the primary point of the McCandless threads is. Are you ready for this? The dude is dead. Did you know that? Because anons will post it until the thread maxes out, every single time.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 11 Apr 2024 22:04:11 No.2719006 Report

Quoted By:

>>2718837
Trollpost

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2024 14:09:27 No.2719168 Report

Quoted By:

>>2718712
skinwalker

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Apr 2024 15:12:57 No.2720216 Report

Quoted By:

>>2718712
>get more attractive
>change race from white to brown
It doesn't check out

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Apr 2024 15:21:57 No.2720223 Report

Quoted By: >>2720261 >>2720321 >>2721199

>>2718639
she lost 40lbs because she has no idea that she is surrounded by fucking food even in the wilderness

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Apr 2024 16:44:21 No.2720261 Report

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>>2720223
You don't know the first thing about wild food harvesting

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Apr 2024 17:30:25 No.2720279 Report

Quoted By: >>2726935

>>2718639
Don't do this. Loosing weight without developing good eating habits is almost pointless. You're just going to be gaining that weight back real soon anyway. On top of that, rapidly losing weight by fasting can also wreak havoc on some of your internal organs, potentially causing a lot of other health problems.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Apr 2024 18:20:11 No.2720321 Report

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>>2720223
She lost 40lbs because she was a butterball, and then all of a sudden she didn't have regular access to fast food.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Apr 2024 17:25:57 No.2721199 Report

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>>2720223
she just dumb

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 18 Apr 2024 09:12:28 No.2721586 Report

Quoted By: >>2721599

>>2718712
Yea, she's definitely better after. Odd that she literally turned fully brown.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 18 Apr 2024 10:32:52 No.2721599 Report

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>>2721586
It makes no fucking sense. I'm a roofer and I don't go that brown. I've seen some white mofos who tan very hard in the summer on roofs and they don't look anything like that.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 23 Apr 2024 09:52:38 No.2723597 Report

Quoted By: >>2723688

>>2718712
Explain how she turned into a black person

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 23 Apr 2024 11:12:29 No.2723617 Report

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>>2718837
Why did you come back then? You have to. You need it, you addict.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 23 Apr 2024 13:09:41 No.2723648 Report

Quoted By: >>2723688

>>2718712
>lost in a dense forest
>turns into a niggy
that's 100% bullshit

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 23 Apr 2024 14:06:03 No.2723688 Report

Quoted By:

>>2723597
>>2723648
Dirt + tan

Now you understand why liberals keep trying to call historical populations black

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 Apr 2024 18:04:59 No.2725165 Report

Quoted By: >>2725254 >>2726806

>>2718732
>I remember a time before Hooters started taking every low-B that walked through the door
What was it like?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Apr 2024 00:19:30 No.2725254 Report

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>>2725165
It was the tits

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 01 May 2024 03:04:57 No.2726512 Report

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>round up the fatties
>teach them how to find berries and mushrooms to eat
>throw them into the forest
>check back in 30 days
>obesity problem solved

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 01 May 2024 04:51:37 No.2726537 Report

Quoted By: >>2726538 >>2728287

>>2718712
clearly she wasn't that why to begin with
>crazy filter
>pale makeup
>black hair making skin look lighter than it really is
>non-european facial features (looks slightly black/injun)

mystery solved

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 01 May 2024 04:52:37 No.2726538 Report

Quoted By:

>>2726537
white*

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 01 May 2024 21:01:53 No.2726806 Report

Quoted By:

>>2725165
Understaffed

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 May 2024 09:47:53 No.2726935 Report

Quoted By: >>2727045

>>2718639
Drop by /fit/. Specifically, the fasting general thread.
You’re more likely to preserve muscle mass if you’re already fat, so fasting is a poor choice for losing the last few pounds or to get a six-pack
Keep active while fasting, otherwise your body will cannibalize muscle instead of fat and skin
Try not to be in a position where you need to drive or stand up quickly
>>2718744
Fasting will drop your T levels, but fat will also suppress your T
>>2720279
A two-day fast knocks out a lot of junk-food cravings for some reason, at least for me. The first meal after a two-day fast is something I need to ease into over the course of hours, though, starting with soup. Rebooting my GI tract is a slow affair, and if I rush it, my stomach hurts like fuck and I feel bloated

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Anonymous Thu 02 May 2024 14:42:55 No.2727004 Report

Quoted By:

>>2718639
she looked exactly right in the b4 picture

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 May 2024 15:05:44 No.2727045 Report

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>>2726935
>A two-day fast knocks out a lot of junk-food cravings for some reason
one theory is that you're killing off the bacteria in your microbiome that eat junk food
bacteria can influence food cravings to get what they want through the gut-brain axis
people who eat mostly real food also report this

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 May 2024 17:05:05 No.2727091 Report

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>>2718667
The fridge is so close

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 05 May 2024 14:03:19 No.2728287 Report

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>>2718712
>>2718734
>>2726537
>1 month in some forest
she looks like she was stuck on Robinson Crusoe island for 30 years

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 May 2024 00:04:05 No.2729001 Report

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>>2718712
Holy shit lmao getting lost in the woods turns you into a Neolithic hunter-gatherer cave wife. Genetic memory is real. The White man and woman long for the deep woods.

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