>>273258As a border patrol agent in Arizona I can tell you that these types of things have been found.
Now for what I would bring? Well the illegal aliens we catch are usually head-to-toe in camo, carrying black water jugs, wearing booties with carpet on the bottom(this makes tracking them much more difficult), they always got beans, tuna, cookies, and gatorade-type drinks. A lot of them actually have some good shit. When we catch them we usually go through their shit and take all the good stuff(its all going to get trashed at the station anyways) They always got cologne and smell good stuff, cause after several days in the desert they smell like shit.
Man chasing down illegals is fun.
Interesting fact if your mexican, guatemalan, honduran, or any other latin american type you are getting sent back. But if you are romanian, indian, chinese, anything interesting like that all they have to do is claim fear in their country and they get to stay. They know it too, we have groups of these people that will walk to the border waiting to get caught because they know they wont get deporterd. And fuck they are some whiny, entitled people. They think they are better than the mexicans and shit, demanding better treatment. Sorry I could go on about the whole border situation, but dont want to derail the thread.
