>Be me building primitive shelter innawoods
>Oh snap, need a piss
>Scout around, hawk eyes, looking for casual passersby, don't want them to see my glorious cock
>Analysed every section of the woods in a 330o angle, but forgetting to check behind me
>Hear a branch snap, assume animal
>Swiftly turn around, cock still in hand with piss dribbling from the tip
>A family of 5, 2 adults and 3 kids aged 6-9 are 20 meters away from me
>Dad looks pissed as fuck, mother looks horrified
>Quickly nope.jpeg, grab my bag and powerwalk the fuck out of there
