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Anonymous Mon 06 May 2024 13:56:48 No.2728780 View View Reply Original Report

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I cannot stand /out/doorsmen who insist on bringing their stupid fucking dog on every outing
>I just need my pup
>my trail dog
>let me go get a pupcup for my dog
>you know, my dog
>have I told you about my dog?
Fuck you and fuck your stupid slobbering mutt. Hurrrrr durrr I love my doggo!! Duhhh, what's this blue stuff in my dog bowl? IT'S ANTIFREEZE NIGGA

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 06 May 2024 13:59:25 No.2728782 Report

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you probably dont even go outside

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 06 May 2024 13:59:34 No.2728783 Report

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>>2728780
You’re just reading stuff online. Go outside.
>antifreeze
Retard.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 06 May 2024 14:49:53 No.2728801 Report

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>>2728780
>t. soulless husk screeching into the void

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 06 May 2024 15:16:06 No.2728808 Report

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>>2728780

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 06 May 2024 15:17:04 No.2728809 Report

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>>2728780
Antifreeze is green, nigga.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 06 May 2024 15:19:04 No.2728811 Report

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What I don't understand are people that live in their car... With a medium to large sized dog. Are they stupid?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 06 May 2024 15:50:42 No.2728825 Report

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>>2728780
Hi Mohammed

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 06 May 2024 15:57:49 No.2728832 Report

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>>2728780
These people are also the kind of people to get mauled by a mountain lion. Fuck dogs. If I'm on the trail and one of those worthless mutts runs at me or sniffs me I'm shooting it in self defense, I don't want any worm infested slobber on me.

>>2728811
These people are proven to sex with their dirty animal

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 06 May 2024 16:01:22 No.2728835 Report

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>>2728780
Take it back to pol.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 06 May 2024 16:22:50 No.2728841 Report

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>>2728832
If you are approached by my dog in the wilderness, you are too close to me, and if you pull a gun your organs are getting perforated and your body will never be located, third-worlder.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 06 May 2024 17:52:29 No.2728871 Report

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>>2728835
His a little too close, huh?

Caveman !ZrDebyJajE

Caveman !ZrDebyJajE Mon 06 May 2024 18:42:43 No.2728888 Report

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>>2728780
It's not some dog shitting in your atv tracks, it's me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 06 May 2024 18:54:16 No.2728894 Report

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>>2728871
sweety, you got so upset you started a new thread just to be upset in, you aren't "hitting nerves", your nerves are getting gangbanged by the resident trolls, and you are bending over presenting for more.
Put down the device and go get some fresh air and sunshine, for your own good.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 06 May 2024 19:27:56 No.2728904 Report

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>>2728841
>shoot aggressive dog when it attacks me
>felony anon has no way to perforate organs except pocket knife
>felony anon draws pocket knife and charges from 50 feet away screaming niggerbabble about how his heckin' pupper wuz a good boi nanny dog and dindu nuffin
>shoot felony anon
>criminal and violent dog both removed from planet
>world is now just a tiny bit better

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 06 May 2024 19:43:02 No.2728910 Report

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>>2728780

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 06 May 2024 19:46:48 No.2728911 Report

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>>2728904
>I played this fantasy out in the shower, my axe bottles were very impressed with my stone-cold-killer face

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 May 2024 01:27:01 No.2729028 Report

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Not OP but I agree with him. Can't trust dog owners to not be retards with aggressive dogs.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 May 2024 03:27:34 No.2729071 Report

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I got to play with two massive husky chonkers on a popular trail recently. Pretty based. That said they scare wildlife and ruin fragile ecosystems. I just go to national parks if I don't want to deal with that.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 07 May 2024 04:18:07 No.2729080 Report

Quoted By: >>2729102 >>2729134 >>2729136

The root of the "get your pet off muh trails" debate is rooted in the complainer's hidden irritation that his badass extreme remote adventure is now framed by someone doing something homey and pedestrian, ie bringing a needy, silly pet there. It makes the situation look fucking easy.
Guess what, it is. If you don't want dogs or Instagram tier shit around, get good and go somewhere hard to get to. You're only around it because you suck too.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 May 2024 05:27:16 No.2729099 Report

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>>2728904
Cool, keep thinking you're the only one with a gun when you aggressively approach someone and draw it.
But you don't even own one, you just larp about having one and fantasize about killing things like the basement-dwelling incel you are.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 May 2024 05:48:13 No.2729102 Report

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>>2729080
Hahaha that hits the nail on the head. All the complaints about whores in colorful spandex, mountainbikers, animals and the elderly is because some sperglord decided his rambo status was challenged because he walked up a mildly forested hill and met LE NORMIES.
To them i say, go into a swamp or straight up a rock wall you fucking sissy. If wheels can get there, plebs always follows.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 May 2024 06:44:56 No.2729114 Report

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>>2728780
>be me
>cucknadian living in heavily policed area, so its illegal to defend myself/impossible to do so without substantive public humiliation, even against a dog
>biking on a wooded trail with an custom built e-bike with stupid acceleration
>passing by a beach about 50m metres through a stretch of woods
>sundown, have my headlight on
>going downhill, bumpy road, have to go slow
>giant shitbeast comes growling and borking from a huge distance
>clearly I am at fault for activating its prey drive for being too appetizing of a target
>growling and snapping closes the distance
>shitbeast cuts me off
>at this point, I commit the mistake of not running it over
>dog now has me pinned on my bike with my back against a tree
>karen meekly calls from the distance for her dog without so much as even walking towards me (she's out of sight)
>scream at her to LEASH HER FUCKING DOG
>this sets the dog off, lunges to attack at me
>activate throttle, instantly going fast
>dog chases me with all its might
>chases deeper into the woods beyond the hearing of the owner
>hope you found your shitbeast karen

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 May 2024 06:56:24 No.2729117 Report

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>>2728780
you scurrd of dogs big man?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 May 2024 08:39:31 No.2729134 Report

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>>2729080
/thread

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 May 2024 08:41:54 No.2729135 Report

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>>2729114
>biking on a wooded trail with an custom built e-bike
oh no who could've seen this coming

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 May 2024 08:42:07 No.2729136 Report

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>>2729080
It's worse than that, I take my dog on some pretty awesome trips to cool hard to reach places. OP can only dream of going to cool places like my dog does.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 May 2024 08:45:51 No.2729139 Report

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>>2729114
Hahahaha you absolute pussy. You could have had some nice beach sex with the nice lady if you'd been capable of calming her dog down but instead you went and freaked out and raced off like an idiot. The dog will find it's way home no problem since it's better at navigation than you.

This definitely happened in Stanley park.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 May 2024 09:28:35 No.2729150 Report

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I seriously don't like or trust dogs at all. Whatever gene im meant to have that values pets i just don't have
When a dog runs up to me my instinct is to kick it i don't mean that in an edgy way
I mean thats my actual impulse. And I had the feeling of having to restrain myself to maintain social etiquette when im in the middle of the woods to get away from that
No I'm not Asian. But ill just never get why people love pets so much
I'd eat dog.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 May 2024 09:36:46 No.2729156 Report

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>>2728780
dogs are the reddit of animals

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 May 2024 14:22:26 No.2729227 Report

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>>2728780
yeah fucking mongoloids who sperg out about and verbally diarrhea unprompted over the completely inconsequential minutiae of life's mundanities are way better. dumb fucking cunt.

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