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>why you drinking unfiltered river water and eating raw moose you fucking CHUD!!?
>don’t you know it has PRIONS!?
>it’s not FUCKING safe, you are only safe consuming polyethelyne infused synthetic water, and McEstrogen burgers!
>how have you not heard about MAD COW DISEASE you fucking SELFISH SHITWEASEL, reddit has been abuzz about it for YEARS!
>its just like the ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE from my favorite ADULT SUPERHERO FILM, but in real life
>ITS LITERALLY PROVEN BY SCEINCE YOU FUCKING CHUD
>WHY ARE YOU STILL DRINKING FROM THE RIVER YOU FUCKING CONSPIRACY THEORIST, STOP RIGHT NOW?!
>don’t you know it has PRIONS!?
>it’s not FUCKING safe, you are only safe consuming polyethelyne infused synthetic water, and McEstrogen burgers!
>how have you not heard about MAD COW DISEASE you fucking SELFISH SHITWEASEL, reddit has been abuzz about it for YEARS!
>its just like the ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE from my favorite ADULT SUPERHERO FILM, but in real life
>ITS LITERALLY PROVEN BY SCEINCE YOU FUCKING CHUD
>WHY ARE YOU STILL DRINKING FROM THE RIVER YOU FUCKING CONSPIRACY THEORIST, STOP RIGHT NOW?!