I'M SO FUCKING SICK OF THIS, ANYONE WHO LEAVES DOG SHIT BEHIND THEMSELVES SHOULD BE FORCED TO BEND DOWN AND EAT IT USING ONLY THEIR FACE WHILE ALL THEIR FRIENDS AND LOVED ONES LOOK ON IN PITY AND DISGUST. IT TAKES TWO FUCKING SECONDS AND THE MOST ROCK BOTTOM LEVEL OF CONSCIENTIOUSNESS TO DO THIS. IF YOU CAN'T YOU ARE SCUM AND ARE MENTALLY ON THE LEVEL OF THE ANIMAL YOU'RE FAILING TO TAKE BASIC CARE OF. I HOPE YOU STRUGGLE TO BREATHE IN YOUR SLEEP, I HOPE YOU LOSE A FINGER, TOE, NOSE, EAR, OR SOMETHING ELSE NON FATAL OR LIFE CHANGING BUT UNPLEASANT IN THE NEAR FUTURE.

I'M TIRED OF HAVING PERFECTLY NICE DAYS AND PERFECTLY NICE EVENING STROLLS MARRED BY THE STUPIDITY AND IGNORANCE OF OTHERS. IF I COULD PAUSE TIME WHEN I SEE THIS HAPPEN I WOULD WALK UP TO YOU AND LAND SO MANY HAYMAKERS IN YOUR GUTS YOU'D SPEND AN HOUR DOUBLED OVER IN THE PARK YOU DON'T DESERVE TO BE ALLOWED INTO.

FUCK YOU