Sewage acts like quicksand and feces do NOT, in fact, kill you through pure smell?

If you happen to fall into a sewage drain or canal, even if the incline seems easy enough, you should swallow your pride and call 911 immediately instead of trying to claw your way out. This is because if there is nothing for you to stand on you will simply keep sinking in shit untill you drown!

I almost died at the beginning of this year, but you should watch out for sewage drains too, specifically if you happen to have a small dog that you haven't trained in following you properly yet have over-confidently assumed it won't idiotically jump straight into a giant sewage drain and you will also, over-confidently, try to pull it out.

You should not trust your family either, even if you're literally a few blocks away, your uncle, or family members may have some form of mental disability that propels them to misunderstand basic directions and search for you for hours in a completely different place as you slowly drown in excrement