>>2751524>>2754574happier ending
recently i saw a woman trying to move the biggest alligator snapping turtle i have ever seen on my way home from work. It was crawling across a semi busy two lane road. I parked behind her car and offered to help her move it back to its little pond area.
She showed me how to pick it up by the front and back of its shell because i had never messed with one of these guys before. i grabbed it and this motherfucker must have weighed 200+ pounds. I work construction and i had to put it down once while carrying it back to its pond area.
Once it was done me and the girl talked for a sec and exchanged numbers. we are gonna get coffee tomorrow. i will fight anybody who fucks with these ugly pieces of shit because that fat dinosaur got me a date.
