hey /out/,

I recently moved from a city prison cell apartment to the great outdoors in the country. i know nothing but money fixes all. I’m motivated to make this property gentrified-country and willing to put in some sweat equity to remodel nature in my vision.

I have a bunch of trees that were cut down but are unwieldy to move/burn. Also, the previous owners of this place were literal lazy n*gos so there’s a bunch of dead trees looming around the property. I need a sweet chainsaw to tear this shit up for muh fireplace and hillbilly-huge bonfires.

pls give me some recommendations, brands, techniques, etc that you have learned about the way of the chainsaw. I need to cut huge ass tree trunks and i also need wood chips, logs, the whole shebang.