>>2753902>>2753905I once got food poisoning or fell ill somehow camping beside a lake and in the middle of the night my stomach and butt hole started twitching real bad, I barely escaped the snare of my sleeping back, was scared even then as I opened my bug net and then tent door that I'd just sploosh all over the place, I tried to stand but knew it was a terrible idea so crawled instead, as I started to crawl I started to heave, I made it about 3 metres from my tent, I pulled my kaks down begin to liquid shit, straight away the acrid stench made me vomit, and I was vomiting and shitting at the same time- the shit was finer grain than the vomit, very much like a milkshake consistency, whereas the sick was like good salsa, fine enough to fly and chunky enough to get stuck in my throat and behind my teeth
it was too dark to see anything, I didn't want to risk the moss method, and I hadn't time to search for toilet roll before leaving the tent, so I just pulled up my trunks and tentatively side stepped out of the mess I'd made and walked the long way round back to my tent
as soon as I was able I packed up in the semi dark as day began to break, careful not to tread or smear shit everywhere, I packed up, walk-crawled to a tree some 20 metres away, and lay against it and fell asleep instantly
when I awoke again it was nice and sunny, I looked over, and a black labrador was lapping up - I tried to get up quick and shoo him away, he got a little scared initially but realised I was too weak to do anything, and with a devilish look in his eye drank more vigorously than before from the pond of filth
I chuckled to myself, fucking dog owners, and fell back to sleep, when I awoke again I was finally strong enough to stand up, the dog was gone, and the sun was already beginning it's descent, I stumbled over to the spot, and saw the majority had already been consumed, kicked some stones over the remains, and continued on my way
