>ruins your outdoor kino
I hate these fuckers so damn much. I can't believe people actually believe in g*d when these things exist. Which would mean g*d thought it'd be a good idea to create a planet filled with trillions of them. If that's the case, g*d is a fucking retard not deserving praise of any kind

How can I naturally build immunity to these fucks? I go hiking so much you'd think I'd build some kind of tolerance but no, if anything I swear I keep getting more sensitive to the itchiness
What if I eat them? like if I made a trap to collect hundreds of them and ate a couple cups every year. You think i could build a tolerance if I did that? Kind of like how some people eat a little baby poison ivy plant so that they build immunity to poison ivy. Idk if it works for bugs though

I refuse to use deet or off or whatever zog chemicals are on the market. Because first of all, I swear that shit doesn't work, when I put it on there's no difference having it and not having it, I still get bit up the same. Plus that shit fucking stinks and probably gives you a bunch of cancers and shit