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Anonymous Sat 21 Sep 2024 19:02:48 No.2777425 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>2777553 >>2781255

>go /out/
>see a herd of cows blocking the road
>at 1 am
just don't sneeze

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 Sep 2024 02:34:10 No.2777553 Report

Quoted By: >>2777566 >>2781367

>>2777425
This is why I carry a gun in National Forests. Not for bears or mountain lions.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 Sep 2024 03:40:13 No.2777566 Report

Quoted By: >>2777855 >>2781368

>>2777553
If you aren't a complete sperg you can very easily talk to cows. There are very few feral cows around. They are all domesticated.

When I was a kid on the gulf coast there was a very real problem with stray cows on foggy 60mph paved roads.

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Anonymous Sun 22 Sep 2024 03:52:59 No.2777567 Report

Quoted By: >>2777569 >>2777570 >>2777768 >>2781313

Just how did cows become the biggest land holders in the country?

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Anonymous Sun 22 Sep 2024 04:00:23 No.2777569 Report

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>>2777567
>golf
God what a disgusting "sport"

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 Sep 2024 04:01:13 No.2777570 Report

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>>2777567
Because they turn grass into steak with the power of the sun.

Remember that fraph the next time anyone wants to lecture you about their free range grass fed beef. All cows are free range grass fed untill they sit at the yards for a month.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 Sep 2024 22:20:50 No.2777768 Report

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>>2777567
maybe it's different in other places but up here the vast majority of cow "pasture/range" is basically just random forest and mountainsides that also get used for logging and have free public access(whenever they're not actively logging that area). Basically anywhere that isn't a protected area or private property will have cows run through it once in a while.
It's still kinda shitty because when the herd wanders through a nice meadow can get filled with cow pies and they churn the shores of small ponds into mud, but they're kept away from the nicer lakes and don't seem to be driving the native deer out or anything, as far as ways humans can shit up nature go, running cows through it seems to be one of the lesser evils. There's a lot of stuff I'd change about the logging industry before the ranching one, at least for this kind of thing.

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Anonymous Mon 23 Sep 2024 02:37:52 No.2777831 Report

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>>2777569
what do you dislike about golf

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Anonymous Mon 23 Sep 2024 02:42:37 No.2777832 Report

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>>2777831
It's literally a good hike spoiled.

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Anonymous Mon 23 Sep 2024 02:58:45 No.2777834 Report

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Anonymous Mon 23 Sep 2024 05:36:12 No.2777855 Report

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>>2777566
>talk to cows
ok schizo

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Anonymous Sat 05 Oct 2024 01:16:31 No.2780490 Report

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Anonymous Tue 08 Oct 2024 21:27:03 No.2781237 Report

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I've had herds of cows follow me. You're all pussies

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Anonymous Tue 08 Oct 2024 22:04:44 No.2781241 Report

Quoted By: >>2781295

These assholes licked my tent. I bluff charged them and they ran

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Anonymous Wed 09 Oct 2024 00:08:31 No.2781254 Report

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>>2781237
Based and cowpilled

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Anonymous Wed 09 Oct 2024 00:26:27 No.2781255 Report

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>>2777425
i once took a shortcut trought a pasture
saw no cows around and made myself trough the electric fence
little did i knew there was a cow and when she let out a little moo suddenly there rose a herd of some 20 heads behind that small incline
i have never run so fast in my life as i did that day when i had that rampaging herd behind me with 30kg backpack on my back

took a dive over the electric fence into the bushes, hurt my elbow a little and the cows did not come trought the fence
that was the last time i took a shortcut trough a pasture, that was really stupid

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Anonymous Wed 09 Oct 2024 06:32:02 No.2781295 Report

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>>2781241
Nice tent. kek

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Anonymous Wed 09 Oct 2024 06:45:40 No.2781297 Report

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>>2781255
10 years ago me and a friend were walking along a marked track that crosses a section farmland. There was a group of cows standing in a line in the middle of that track, they didn't move as we approached, instead more cows joined their group, and they started to approach us. We tried to walk around the group, but more cows come and the line became longer and the cows approached us faster. Then all of sudden it as if they were charging at us, so we ran towards the wire fence boundary and hopped over. They stopped coming after us, but kept staring at us.

I have walked through farmland multiple times after that incident, and never experienced anything like that.

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Anonymous Wed 09 Oct 2024 10:52:52 No.2781310 Report

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>>2777855
Nothing wrong with talking to cows
Get some kind of help if they start talking back

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Anonymous Wed 09 Oct 2024 11:11:22 No.2781313 Report

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>>2777567
Years and years of breeding and overpopulation over time to feed an ever growing population of americans flooding the land via colonization. Sure there were others too like the chicken and pig, and others that became farm animal staples but none quite like the majestic cow which could give meat AND milk.

When you partake in eating a steak or drinking a glass of milk or have a piece of cheese, remember to thank our bovine brothers and sisters.

Moo.

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Anonymous Wed 09 Oct 2024 16:53:30 No.2781367 Report

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>>2777553
wow imagine getting in a firefight with a herd of cows

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Anonymous Wed 09 Oct 2024 16:59:53 No.2781368 Report

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>>2777566
Domesticated cows kill and trample large numbers of people every year. None of them are feral lol. How did you misunderstand this so badly, it's actually impressive to be this retarded.

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Anonymous Wed 09 Oct 2024 23:15:01 No.2781435 Report

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Anonymous Sun 13 Oct 2024 01:55:27 No.2782170 Report

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Haha, so random!

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