Hey, im bitter.
Im the last of a dying breed of Boy Scout in my troop. I actually care about the outdoors, and have spent countless nights, and occasionally weeks, in our wilderness (WNC)

Everyone else is 12, wears $200 Nike sneakers, Hollister hoodies, and AA jeans on hikes, has a terrible attitude, and yet still try to show me up.
Any suggestions to make them suffer for their insolence?
their crimes are:
>Calling me a scrub
>Neglecting to bring food
>Bringing mobile speakers
>stealing my machete, which i see almost immediately on their Facebook as a 'new purchase '
>saying hatchets are useless, and proceeding do borrow and dull my Gransfors Bruks
> choosing the absolute worst path for themselves, and complaining when i dont slow down for them