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Anonymous Sat 02 Nov 2024 01:12:49 No.2786098 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>2786099 >>2786105 >>2786108 >>2786109 >>2786131 >>2786132 >>2786168 >>2786265 >>2786377 >>2786391 >>2786468 >>2786848 >>2786914 >>2786915 >>2786916 >>2787788

>notices you

how do you respond without sounding scared?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 02 Nov 2024 01:14:32 No.2786099 Report

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>>2786098
I would most likely fecalate into my pants and hope he can't smell the pistachios in the steam

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 02 Nov 2024 01:38:53 No.2786105 Report

Quoted By: >>2786391

>>2786098
>raises hands
Nothing personnel bearo
Oh yeah and you won't respond to this

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 02 Nov 2024 02:10:50 No.2786108 Report

Quoted By: >>2786115 >>2786391

>>2786098
I would rapidly approach the bear in a threatening manner

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 02 Nov 2024 02:16:57 No.2786109 Report

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>>2786098
Crash my pocket DO X into it at full ramming speed

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 02 Nov 2024 03:36:24 No.2786115 Report

Quoted By: >>2786116 >>2786391

>>2786108
Black bear will leave. Brown bear will kill you.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 02 Nov 2024 03:41:47 No.2786116 Report

Quoted By: >>2786175 >>2786177 >>2788678 >>2789099

>>2786115
black burr are unpredictable, I wouldn't risque it

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 02 Nov 2024 05:29:29 No.2786128 Report

Quoted By:

Light the seal bomb suicide vest and jump at him

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 02 Nov 2024 06:11:29 No.2786131 Report

Quoted By:

>>2786098
I would simply punch him in the face

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 02 Nov 2024 06:17:21 No.2786132 Report

Quoted By: >>2786133 >>2786167

>>2786098
back away while yelling WHOA BEAR WHOA BEAR WHOA BEAR WHOA BEAR like a redditor
get my scalp peeled off because I could have shot it in the face instead but I didn't because I'm a faggot ass pussy

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 02 Nov 2024 06:20:05 No.2786133 Report

Quoted By: >>2786134

>>2786132
I would hate to have a bear at my skin off of me :[

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 02 Nov 2024 06:22:00 No.2786134 Report

Quoted By: >>2786135 >>2787777

>>2786133
For some reason bears REALLY like to rip people's scalps off. Every documentary or article I've ever watched/read about people being mauled by bears mentions something about their scalp being torn off.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 02 Nov 2024 06:28:31 No.2786135 Report

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>>2786134
I guess they like to bite the head and their teeth just skate around on the skull.

also this unrelated but in all the accounts of people being dug up who were found to have been buried alive they have the usual injuries, bloody hands, broken nails and fingers trying to desperately claw out in the dark, but alarmingly they also all seem to have torn their own hair out as well. Just think about that awhile.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 02 Nov 2024 11:23:03 No.2786154 Report

Quoted By: >>2786207

That is one fat bear, OP. I'd keep on going. If the time has come for me to donate my body to nature, so be it.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 02 Nov 2024 12:48:22 No.2786159 Report

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Would this work to let the wild beasts know I'm nearby?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 02 Nov 2024 14:23:09 No.2786167 Report

Quoted By: >>2786206

>>2786132
Do you know how thick bear skulls are? Go look up some historic accounts of people trying to kill bears with a rifle.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 02 Nov 2024 14:25:14 No.2786168 Report

Quoted By: >>2787025

>>2786098
Grab my 45-70 blast off a shot. Tell him don’t @ me you son of a bitch.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 02 Nov 2024 15:06:10 No.2786175 Report

Quoted By: >>2786240 >>2786379

>>2786116
This is retarded

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 02 Nov 2024 15:17:01 No.2786177 Report

Quoted By: >>2786240 >>2786379

>>2786116
Imagine unironically posting this. JFC

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 02 Nov 2024 18:28:35 No.2786206 Report

Quoted By: >>2786261

>>2786167
https://www.ammoland.com/2024/05/bear-defense-with-handguns-update-20-more-cases-98-effective/

even handguns are pretty effective against bears

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 02 Nov 2024 18:29:39 No.2786207 Report

Quoted By: >>2786260

>>2786154
people say this but never take into account the fact that they'd spend several minutes up to potentially hours in agony and terror

as if it's "just get killed by a bear"
no, it's "get slowly mauled and eaten alive by a bear".

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 02 Nov 2024 22:31:19 No.2786240 Report

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>>2786175
>>2786177
This is why I did not turn Rangerball™ into a full series, it was universally reviled and rightfully so.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 02 Nov 2024 23:59:28 No.2786260 Report

Quoted By: >>2786849

>>2786207
Grizzlies rarely consume the humans they kill. They attack you until they think you are no longer a threat and then fuck off.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Nov 2024 00:02:12 No.2786261 Report

Quoted By: >>2786356

>>2786206
>even handguns
Handguns are preferred to a rifle for better defense. You are quicker to the shot. Most dangerous encounters are surprise with short reaction times.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Nov 2024 00:16:14 No.2786265 Report

Quoted By: >>2786514

>>2786098
https://files.catbox.moe/seaoas.mp4

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Nov 2024 15:23:33 No.2786356 Report

Quoted By:

>>2786261
>for better defense
For bear defense I meant…

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Nov 2024 16:22:44 No.2786377 Report

Quoted By:

>>2786098
a flamethrower is absolutely guaranteed to work

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Nov 2024 16:25:37 No.2786379 Report

Quoted By:

>>2786175
>>2786177
its... right though...

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Nov 2024 17:35:50 No.2786391 Report

Quoted By: >>2786396 >>2786785 >>2788736

>>2786098
>Loaded question fallacy
Kys, you're intellectual cancer
>>2786105
>>2786108
>>2786115
Go back to reddlt if you insist on bumping garbage posted by idiots to circle jerk trite memes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Nov 2024 17:46:39 No.2786396 Report

Quoted By: >>2786403

>>2786391
Lowkey impressed that you didn't spell it as "your"

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Nov 2024 18:35:37 No.2786403 Report

Quoted By: >>2786516

>>2786396
>I just can't stop parroting Reddlt even after being called out for parroting Reddlt
If you aren't a bot your indistinguishable from one. Stay mad spelcheck retard.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Nov 2024 19:45:55 No.2786413 Report

Quoted By: >>2788665

>schizo arrives and starts melting down

/out/ is one of the few boards where it's possible to forget you're on 4chan, until retards like @2786403 show up

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Nov 2024 04:26:53 No.2786468 Report

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>>2786098
>pop a cap in his ass
>take the head with me
>leave the rest to the forest janny to clean up

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Nov 2024 16:21:56 No.2786513 Report

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Walk back and into a semi circle to get around it while maintaining eye contact.

Bears don't want to fight random animals, they want to eat. If it hadn't already charged you, it's probably just confused of what the fuck you are.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Nov 2024 16:23:14 No.2786514 Report

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>>2786265
my wife

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 04 Nov 2024 16:36:33 No.2786516 Report

Quoted By: >>2786739

>>2786403

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Nov 2024 00:44:37 No.2786716 Report

Quoted By: >>2786725 >>2786810

My greatest fear is that when hiking with someone I’ll just start yelling the gamer word at a black bear to haze it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Nov 2024 01:33:41 No.2786725 Report

Quoted By: >>2786810

>>2786716
Hike with someone who will yell the gamer word with you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Nov 2024 02:58:27 No.2786739 Report

Quoted By: >>2786813

>>2786516
He won't respond.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Nov 2024 04:23:13 No.2786747 Report

Quoted By: >>2788900

Hey, Bear.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Nov 2024 12:39:04 No.2786785 Report

Quoted By: >>2786811

>>2786391
No, I don't think I will.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Nov 2024 17:02:01 No.2786792 Report

Quoted By: >>2788900

HEY BEAR

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 06 Nov 2024 20:36:14 No.2786810 Report

Quoted By:

>>2786716
>>2786725
Hike together friends
The more guns firing the better
https://youtube.com/clip/UgkxY-MNZH7x_TeCAexICIhKV17UbG1d2Lo7?si=olLgkNL4rWaizWGY

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Nov 2024 20:42:01 No.2786811 Report

Quoted By: >>2786841

>>2786785
>I will dedicate my life to shitting up 4chan side boards because I'm a pathetic loser who got banned from reddlt for being trite even by reddlt standards
Lol
The lack of self awareness is truly incredible.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Nov 2024 20:53:16 No.2786813 Report

Quoted By: >>2786841

>>2786739
>Stolen meme is the definition of trite
>NO YOU!
If you aren't a bot you're indistinguishable from one. If you aren't a bot you must be seething from the election results and shitting up /out/ is your only outlet.
Please continue: reddlt "trolling" is midwits humiliating themselves pretending it's winning... although, again, it's literally bot tier trite repetition with zero originality.
Dance for me monkey.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 Nov 2024 02:03:40 No.2786841 Report

Quoted By: >>2786987

>>2786811
>>2786813
Calm down
Stop seething, it's sad to watch
Go outside touch grass

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 Nov 2024 05:47:48 No.2786848 Report

Quoted By: >>2786913

>>2786098
I'd become extremely racist, in a loud verbal fashion. There's no way that thing is getting out of there without being called the N word at least 3 times.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 Nov 2024 05:50:48 No.2786849 Report

Quoted By:

>>2786260
So you get retardified by the grizzly, and then gang-raped to death by the brown bears who come looking for slopping seconds. I see how this works.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 Nov 2024 18:33:58 No.2786913 Report

Quoted By:

>>2786848
It would rip your tongue out through your asshole and I would laugh.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 Nov 2024 18:42:07 No.2786914 Report

Quoted By:

>>2786098
i show him my uwukawaii anime figurine collection and my estradiol vials

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 Nov 2024 18:43:45 No.2786915 Report

Quoted By: >>2786916

>>2786098
i take my .44 magnum out of my prison wallet and begin shooting

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 Nov 2024 18:49:18 No.2786916 Report

Quoted By:

>>2786915
Dumb.

>>2786098
.357 lever action 12+1 NIGGAAAA

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 08 Nov 2024 02:20:54 No.2786979 Report

Quoted By: >>2786987

pic rel.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 Nov 2024 03:05:39 No.2786987 Report

Quoted By: >>2788124

>>2786841
I love the obedience
Continue.
You live to respond to me with text book leddit and I love being proven right.
>>2786979
We both know you're anti gun.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 Nov 2024 12:41:57 No.2787025 Report

Quoted By:

>>2786168
Oh clutchhh

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Nov 2024 15:12:49 No.2787777 Report

Quoted By:

>>2786134
I heard bears like to make soap and lamps from the people they kill. I heard bears like to torture hikers by forcibly masturbating them.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Nov 2024 18:11:02 No.2787788 Report

Quoted By:

>>2786098
I pull the pin on my self defense fragmentation grenade and throw it towards the bear.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Nov 2024 18:19:00 No.2787791 Report

Quoted By: >>2788900

HEY BEAR

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 15 Nov 2024 23:27:58 No.2788124 Report

Quoted By: >>2788695

>>2786987
Imma bump this lil shitpost for u papi

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Nov 2024 16:54:06 No.2788665 Report

Quoted By: >>2788687 >>2788695

>>2786413
This board constantly reminds me that I'm here because of how many schizos come here just to ruin threads

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Nov 2024 17:32:10 No.2788678 Report

Quoted By:

>>2786116
KEK!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Nov 2024 19:39:39 No.2788687 Report

Quoted By: >>2788695

>>2788665
This kind of garbage is probably why you can't get legitimate advice on here anymore.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Nov 2024 20:19:35 No.2788695 Report

Quoted By: >>2788700 >>2788733

>>2788687
This thread is trash and loaded with bots.
>>2788665
>Schitzo
Kikes are incapable of posting without invoking their made up religion of (((psychology))) used to justify drugging children and censoring dissenters.
The pogrom cant come soon enough but it is coming and you people are inviting it.
>>2788124
You will always bump this garbage
You have to try to lower everything to your level because you're incapable of anything else.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Nov 2024 21:17:18 No.2788700 Report

Quoted By: >>2788705

>>2788695
>This thread is trash and loaded with bots.

autistic people havent been the same since chatgpt dropped

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Nov 2024 21:32:03 No.2788705 Report

Quoted By: >>2788720

>>2788700
If you aren't a gpt you're indistinguishable from one.
>Proves the point about lowering post quality to the lowest possible levels
Continue to prove me completely correct.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Nov 2024 22:16:14 No.2788720 Report

Quoted By:

>>2788705
you're schizophrenic

>everyone is chatgpt but me

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Nov 2024 22:43:32 No.2788733 Report

Quoted By:

>>2788695
>Kikes
Huh?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Nov 2024 23:00:38 No.2788736 Report

Quoted By:

>>2786391
>OH BOY! After years of posting on rebbit.com/r/4chan, I have finally come to the actual real 4chan!
>How can I fit in and not seem like an outsider?
>I KNOW! I'll just bring up rebbit completely randomly for no reason at all! THAT will prove that I'm a real 4channer and not a rebbitor!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Nov 2024 16:44:09 No.2788900 Report

Quoted By: >>2788910

>>2786747
>>2786792
>>2787791
Have you goobers ever seen an example of this working?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Nov 2024 18:48:54 No.2788910 Report

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>>2788900
I've talked at several black bears over the years, probably even called one or two a goober to his face.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Nov 2024 20:05:23 No.2788926 Report

Quoted By: >>2788967

https://youtu.be/VpwpnFWWudo

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Nov 2024 22:24:51 No.2788967 Report

Quoted By: >>2789019

>>2788926
Unexpectedly based reply. I need to download their discography one of these days.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Nov 2024 00:21:57 No.2789019 Report

Quoted By:

>>2788967
https://rutracker.org/forum/viewtopic.php?t=5127290

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Nov 2024 07:57:09 No.2789099 Report

Quoted By:

>>2786116
>killed Norway too
It had to be done.

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