risks include:
>stub toe (owie)
>burn finger in fire (not hotdog, do not eat!)
>tent too hard to put together (like math, i hate it)
>get lost (please not again)
>get sucked by wild bear (whoa momma)
>tummy ache when nobody around (i'm scared)
>toilet paper break when wiping (EW)
>forget what day it is (oops)
>get abducted by aliens (apparently zenu is in a cartel)
>deer won't stop looking at me in the dark (why it speak words?)
>run out of food (so hungry)
>water make me sick (i keep peeing brown out my butt)
>it snows (brrrr)
>it rains (i hate showers)
