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I used to have an old ceremonial, fireman's parade winter wool coat from, like fuck idonno, early seventies, brass buttons, epoulettes, wool so thick it probably doubled as a stab vest, literally fell asleep in a snow Bank once and woke up dry, not sober, but dry.
If your choice is "look a little dorky" or "freeze to death" I'd go with the first option.