You only like the outdoors because you live somewhere the outdoors is like our indoors

Come to Australia you little shits

Try focusing on spear diving when you got HIV so no woman will date you

Try having to carry a machete around just to cut through the bush

What goods at being vegan when all you can eat in a survival situation is insects and seaweed?

Housing is unaffordable here. We practically have live outdoors. New York and California are cheap compared to Sydney

Fuck you balding boomers