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Anonymous Sat 08 Mar 2014 05:39:09 No.282927 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>282961 >>283103 >>283943 >>283952 >>284058 >>285626 >>287987 >>294176

How about a good ol' confession thread -- /out/ style.

>I have never seen a mountain irl
>I have never caught a fish or any game irl
>I sometimes masturbate on to insects when alone in the woods
>I own a ColdSteel knife which cost me almost 300$ after shipping, import tax, and customs

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 08 Mar 2014 06:06:30 No.282932 Report

Quoted By: >>282933 >>282946

You should really work on at least catching a fish. They are much more fun to masturbate onto.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 08 Mar 2014 06:14:28 No.282933 Report

Quoted By: >>282939 >>283232 >>289163

>I liked Kaze No Stigma and Farscape
>my wife lights most of the campfires
>it's been four years since I hiked over ten miles in a day

>>282932
Be careful with the catfish, their jaws will tear skin. It was not fun.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 08 Mar 2014 06:15:59 No.282934 Report

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>I can't tell the difference in smootheness between a shimano or daiwa
>I dump hot cocoa into my nalgene and drink out of it. I probably have cancer somewhere.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 08 Mar 2014 06:19:37 No.282939 Report

Quoted By: >>282942

>>282933
Forgot one:
>I like Zebco 33 reels for most of my fishing

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 08 Mar 2014 06:27:00 No.282942 Report

Quoted By: >>282944

>>282939
Try it

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 08 Mar 2014 06:35:36 No.282944 Report

Quoted By: >>282949

>>282942
I like my Ambassadeurs for when something with feel is needed, but I mainly fish on shore with my kids now. Taking hooks out of the lips of 20 sunfish and one good cat>>>> catching bass.

Anonymous

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"Jorma Vulli made love with a dying burbot"

Anonymous Sat 08 Mar 2014 06:42:19 No.282946 Report

Quoted By: >>294361

>>282932
Jorma Vulli seal of approval.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 08 Mar 2014 06:52:09 No.282949 Report

Quoted By: >>282951

>>282944
i kno u wan it

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 08 Mar 2014 06:58:37 No.282951 Report

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>>282949
I want all kinds of stuff. Need more guns before more rod/reel combos. I live over 50 miles from a lake with fish in it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 08 Mar 2014 07:51:25 No.282961 Report

Quoted By: >>283100

>>282927

Which cold steel knife did you you get?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 08 Mar 2014 08:02:08 No.282965 Report

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>I'm old and almost fat

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 08 Mar 2014 08:03:57 No.282966 Report

Quoted By: >>283040

>I once came this close to shooting my best friend's beagle while hunting rabbit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 08 Mar 2014 09:50:04 No.282989 Report

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>I've never properly sharpened knifes other then kitchen knifes
>I've never been wild camping
>Being out in the dark scares me

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 08 Mar 2014 11:03:34 No.283004 Report

Quoted By: >>283066

> I have well over fifty rifles
> I have cheated on my gf with my landlady and two girls from work... alot.
> Farscape was awesome
> I'm still using paracord
> there is no way I would spend more than $70 USD for a knife
> I have well over $15K USD in guns and ammo but cheap out on blades

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 08 Mar 2014 13:05:58 No.283040 Report

Quoted By: >>283927

>>282966
>Once ran my friends dog over with his fourwheeler

>He was fine......
>Be same doge
>Get hit by 2 cars, a tractor, drink antifreeze, get shot, fall off a roof, and god only knows what else
>Still be happiest, healthiest, most playful dog in the whole world

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 08 Mar 2014 14:12:14 No.283066 Report

Quoted By: >>283071 >>283073 >>287993 >>288157

>>283004
>I have cheated on my gf with my landlady and two girls from work... alot.

Why? I don't understand this phenomenon.
Call me old-fashioned or whatever.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 08 Mar 2014 14:25:32 No.283071 Report

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>>283066
>>283066
>>283066
Southparktigerwoodsepisode.jpg

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 08 Mar 2014 14:28:57 No.283073 Report

Quoted By: >>283102 >>283112

>>283066
You are not old fashioned just dishonest with yourself.
I believe that you do not cheat but the idea that you are so far from a cheater that you do not understand the motivations is fucking ludicrous.
Unless you have very low T.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 08 Mar 2014 14:45:25 No.283076 Report

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>I've never sharpened a knife. Not even my kitchen knives.
>while I have caught some nice fish, I generally suck at fishing.
>I don't own any guns and the only gun I've ever shot was my friend's pistol that I fired into the ground on New Year's Eve one year.
>I love to hike, but haven't done it in awhile and am really out of shape

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 08 Mar 2014 16:02:49 No.283100 Report

Quoted By: >>283138 >>294392

>>282961

A Recon Scout like 5 years ago. I guess another confession would be that I have never brought it along on a trip since I'm out of shape and don't wanna pack too heavy. All I ever needed was my Mora 2000 anyways, if even that. Maybe this spring/summer, for fun, I'll experiment by bringing all my regular stuff as a safety, but try to make do with only the Recon Scout, fishing stuff, metal bottle and a firesteel.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 08 Mar 2014 16:26:57 No.283102 Report

Quoted By: >>283132

>>283073
it could be he's never been in a relationship or has never gotten past the "let's fuck like rabbits" point in a relationship.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 08 Mar 2014 16:32:23 No.283103 Report

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>>282927
>I don't care about gear very much, i know, crazy
>I don't really like winter

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 08 Mar 2014 16:52:29 No.283109 Report

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>Hunting has been my favorite /out/ activity for a bit less than a year but I have yet to actually catch game (the weather was shit this year to be fair, but still)
>I also suck at fishing in general
>Last time I went camping in the wild was almost 6 years ago
>I own a TAD Ranger hoodie
>Been postponing getting back to cross-country skiing for years because I'm too lazy and too depressed in the winter
>I don't have my driver's license yet so I can't really go /out/ on my own
>Probably other stuff I forgot

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 08 Mar 2014 17:03:36 No.283112 Report

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>>283073
>tfw not that anon
>tfw open relationship
>tfw check out all the girls/guys I want
>tfw still too ugly to get a date

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 08 Mar 2014 17:31:56 No.283122 Report

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>spent a bunch of money on camping gear
>realizing some of it is shit and dont want to admit i wasted money

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 08 Mar 2014 17:49:24 No.283132 Report

Quoted By: >>283165 >>285599

>>283102
> it could be I don't know shit about anon's primary relationship and am just talking out my ass.

Ftfy.

I was just make a confession in a confession thread, I never implied I felt guilt.

> be me, extremly good looking, /fit/ sc/out/ allways doing adventurous and dynamic things. I can easily keep.the ladies captivated and enthralled by descriptions of my /out/ings.

> be my gf of ~17 years, an extraordinaly beautiful and sensitive, compassionate woman... about 2 hrs from where I live now.

> be the ladies. They know I have gf, they know I travel at least twice a month to her. They compete for my attentions sexually and in other ways and it pleases me to let them.

> they're just too hot to say no and I reserve my heart for my gf by telling them, "I am emotionally unavailable.". They just try harder.

> inb4 yeah right

Face it, itt guys w/low T or no interest in or success with women, sad or full of regrets and others that are sucessful and happy.

4chan ain't all NEETS and weaboos, some of us have our shit wired tight. I think I'll try for my teller at my bank next!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 08 Mar 2014 18:03:45 No.283138 Report

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>>283100

A rambo trip

Sounds fun

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 08 Mar 2014 19:15:10 No.283165 Report

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>>283132
You sound like such a putz.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 08 Mar 2014 19:31:05 No.283170 Report

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> jelly much?

Riding my quads, mnt bikes, daytrips on the Harley, 4wheeling, kayaking, metal detecting, caving, hiking, picnicing, dinner parties, my Meetup groups, going shooting, hell I have my cannon shoot coming up! These are the toys for the big boys!

It will be a blast! Maybe I'll ask my bankteller if she wants to go? She's a qute young thing and should be quite impressed!

Hell even you would have fun, if you weren't so stuck up and jellyfied.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 08 Mar 2014 19:53:51 No.283177 Report

Quoted By: >>292843

>I own six backpacks

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 08 Mar 2014 21:04:31 No.283198 Report

Quoted By: >>283206

>parents bought me an MR pack when I was 16 for an Outward Bound course
>Turned around about a quarter mile from the summit of Split Mountain a few years later...would have been my first 14er

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 08 Mar 2014 21:16:04 No.283206 Report

Quoted By: >>283233

>>283198
> the agony of da feet

I've never been there (figuratively or literally) but can sense your anguish to this day.

Why no return?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 08 Mar 2014 21:24:58 No.283208 Report

Quoted By: >>283226

>most of my /out/doors life is being on a nude gay beach (with nice dunes/woods next to the sandy beach) while cruising for cock

inb4 >>>/lgbt/

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 08 Mar 2014 21:38:18 No.283215 Report

Quoted By: >>283221

>today was the first time I made fire without paper or methynol
>I still can't sharpen a knife/axe properly

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 08 Mar 2014 21:48:55 No.283221 Report

Quoted By: >>283222

>>283215

Its not hard man, just learn to sharpen

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 08 Mar 2014 21:50:58 No.283222 Report

Quoted By: >>283231 >>283475 >>288067

>>283221
I've been trying, the edge never seems to hold. Just keep working on it

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 08 Mar 2014 22:08:18 No.283226 Report

Quoted By: >>283228

>>283208
Calling you on this one, man. What nude beach has dunes and trees??

Country (state) and beach name, location, if you please.

I don't know of this beach yet.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 08 Mar 2014 22:12:18 No.283228 Report

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>>283226
could be australian

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 08 Mar 2014 22:19:56 No.283229 Report

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>no gf

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 08 Mar 2014 22:22:07 No.283231 Report

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>>283222

what are you sharpening with? you sharpen an axe differently than a knife also

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 08 Mar 2014 22:24:51 No.283232 Report

Quoted By: >>283419

>>282933
>worrying about catfish jaws

this nigger has never even heard of catfish apparently. catfish have poison spines, but there mouths are pretty fugging harmless. go back to /b/ dont go outside. you never had a dad just live it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 08 Mar 2014 22:25:38 No.283233 Report

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>>283206
Time and money. It's a big enough trip that planning is a huge pain in the ass. But ONE OF THESE DAYS....

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 09 Mar 2014 04:35:39 No.283416 Report

Quoted By: >>288026 >>288070

> I don't have the money to buy 80% of the items on topic hear
> I always loved liter, because it was free stuff for me.
>Now that I gotten a better job I still cant get out of my shitty habbits like eating dogfish, gar, and crickets.
>Everytime I jumped an alligator I almost shit my self scared
> After watching the movie bambi I have become sexually attracted to deer, and sometimes when I'm waiting in the red vine for a deer and a doe pops up. I jack off.
> I let a snake bite my dick because it looked sexy in a video I saw
> I still throw Bugs into ant piles, whilst pretending I'm their god

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 09 Mar 2014 04:40:36 No.283419 Report

Quoted By: >>283905

>>283232
Someone has obviously never seen a cat fish. Cat fish have sand paper like jaws that don't hurt when they are little, but if you let it get to about 45 pounds espsally mud cats, those can tear your skin off. They also have these sort of back jaws in the back of their mouth. If you put your hand down their you might as well say good by to your hand. Before commenting get some hands on experience before you start shitting out your mouth.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 09 Mar 2014 06:51:25 No.283475 Report

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>>283222
Probably sharpening at too fine an angle. Try to finish at around 25 degrees, it's no big deal. And find an old man to show you if you have trouble after getting out your protractor and compass and going back to junior high for a few minutes.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 09 Mar 2014 17:42:15 No.283625 Report

Quoted By: >>283932

>I don't know if I like sipping on a hot cocoa as I'm flying around on google earth while planning a trip more or the trip itself
>I also wish I had a small portable computer and charger so I could browse the net in front the campfire every night

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Mar 2014 02:54:48 No.283905 Report

Quoted By: >>285439

>>283419
This anon knows the truth. A friend of mine put his hand down a 36" catfish's mouth to retrieve a hook and it crushes two of his fingers to the point that they're now unusable.

>we call him fuckyfinga

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 10 Mar 2014 03:29:15 No.283927 Report

Quoted By: >>285595

>>283040
Is his name poppins? Does he look like this?

Mule

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Mule Mon 10 Mar 2014 03:36:39 No.283932 Report

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>>283625
>>I also wish I had a small portable computer and charger so I could browse the net in front the campfire every night
>BDA, directional antenna
>Generator

Mostly take the computer on overnights to offload photos/GPS data.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Mar 2014 03:49:42 No.283943 Report

Quoted By: >>288078

>>282927
>>I sometimes masturbate on to insects when alone in the woods
Dayum, I am SO trying this.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Mar 2014 04:05:44 No.283946 Report

Quoted By: >>284039 >>284083

I've never actually been camping. The most I've ever done is stay in the Badlands on the free site for two weeks while eating instant rice and canned sausages.

I've never grown anything out of the ground and I'm afraid to try out of fear of complete failure.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Mar 2014 04:09:02 No.283949 Report

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>I've never been camping overnight in the woods

When I was younger, we did try once but a tornado hit and we had to leave.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 10 Mar 2014 04:17:02 No.283952 Report

Quoted By: >>288078

>>282927
>I sometimes masturbate on to insects when alone in the woods

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Mar 2014 06:28:08 No.284039 Report

Quoted By: >>284084

>>283946
>instant rice

What the fuck is that? Why would they need to make rice even easier to cook?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Mar 2014 06:52:49 No.284058 Report

Quoted By:

>>282927
seems innocent now, OP...but you'll regret it when you're /out/ and see a bumblebee with your eyes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Mar 2014 08:07:18 No.284083 Report

Quoted By:

>>283946
>fear of complete failure
dude. come on. not even flowers? go but a tiny pre potted barrel cactus to boost your confidence. unless you kill it, then you are truly, unequivocally fucked, and do not touch another plant for as long as you live.

or were you referring to babies, cause i hear getting those bastards out of the ground is a real bitch this time of year.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Mar 2014 08:10:21 No.284084 Report

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>>284039
Not easier, just faster. Five minutes instead of 20.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 12 Mar 2014 20:22:49 No.285410 Report

Quoted By: >>285574

>I masturbate to Kentucky Gun Co youtube videos with "Tiffany" in them

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 12 Mar 2014 20:49:04 No.285424 Report

Quoted By: >>285433

Every time I go /out/ with my friends we always set up a really shitty campsite, dont bring any weapons, dont hang our food up, take lots of psychedelic drugs, smoke lots of weed, and get really drunk. Then go home.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 12 Mar 2014 21:02:32 No.285433 Report

Quoted By: >>285576

>>285424

And then this is what the next person who stumble across your camp after you've left will see, right?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 12 Mar 2014 21:09:18 No.285439 Report

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>>283905
Your friend is retarded.
>sticking your hand down any animals mouth, for any reason ever
Especially if you don't know shit about the animal in question. What the fuck.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 12 Mar 2014 21:28:14 No.285450 Report

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>I have never climbed to the top of a mountain.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Mar 2014 01:33:57 No.285574 Report

Quoted By:

>>285410
I could see that.

I have no problem with that.

But anon, you do realize the actual goal is to mastetbate ON to Tiffany and you'll never do that and are a loser, right?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Mar 2014 01:37:57 No.285576 Report

Quoted By:

>>285433
Disgusting. I was once out in a park drinking beer at 3 AM (it was really pathetic) with my friends and I almost lost my mind when one of them threw his empty bottle on the ground. I couldn't find it because it was so dark.

Guy with 9 bikes

Guy with 9 bikes Thu 13 Mar 2014 02:25:17 No.285595 Report

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>>283927
His name is "Lucky"*.
.
.
.
* if it isn't, it should be

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Mar 2014 02:26:36 No.285596 Report

Quoted By: >>285601

>the only "camping" I've ever done has been at Jellystone Park.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Mar 2014 02:30:17 No.285599 Report

Quoted By:

>>283132
This is a confession thread not a made up story thread

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Mar 2014 02:33:48 No.285601 Report

Quoted By:

>>285596
I used to go there all the time

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Mar 2014 03:21:54 No.285626 Report

Quoted By: >>285634

>>282927
I've never gone camping.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 13 Mar 2014 03:31:10 No.285634 Report

Quoted By: >>285636

>>285626
Don't feel bad, man (assuming). I think the majority of the US population has never gone camping (assuming).

That said... Go camping!

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Mar 2014 03:33:25 No.285636 Report

Quoted By: >>285663

>>285634
Canadian male. I'd love to go but having no car really prevents any real adventures from happening.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Mar 2014 03:52:07 No.285657 Report

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>wife lights better fires than I do,
>I hate sleeping in tents so I use my camper for overnights.

Still I do lots of outdoor shit and fortunately the wilderness here I can drive to.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Mar 2014 03:56:54 No.285663 Report

Quoted By:

>>285636
> A used backpack, shit gear and two thumbs.
> More adventure than you can estimate.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Mar 2014 22:12:10 No.286954 Report

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I fapped in the forest today! No regrets!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 17 Mar 2014 14:18:10 No.287987 Report

Quoted By: >>290338

>>282927
I haven't been backpacking for at least 4 years, I did probably a fifth of the 4000-footers in the White Mountains when I was younger, and went to Philmont when I was 14 (22 now).

I mostly lurk /out/ for urbex threads.

I think this board is shitty and full of hippies.

Everyone who doesn't bring a gun innawoods is a fool and is totally asking for it.

I sometimes take hikes just to jack off outside.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 17 Mar 2014 14:24:22 No.287993 Report

Quoted By: >>289111

>>283066
>gf
He's not cheating though
Gotta be married for that

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 17 Mar 2014 14:26:16 No.287995 Report

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I have never caught a fish

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 17 Mar 2014 15:15:31 No.288017 Report

Quoted By: >>288050 >>288062 >>288245 >>290346

>I only been wildcamping once
>I'm still going on the UK /out/ trip and pretending to know what I'm doing
>I've eaten a whole chicken breast raw and only got a little sick

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 17 Mar 2014 15:33:32 No.288026 Report

Quoted By:

>>283416
You win.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 17 Mar 2014 16:20:41 No.288050 Report

Quoted By:

>>288017
mad skillz

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 17 Mar 2014 16:52:07 No.288062 Report

Quoted By: >>288245

>>288017
>/uk/ out trip

U wot m8?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 17 Mar 2014 17:05:05 No.288067 Report

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>>283222
mount Zed to the edge of your blades and you'll have all the edge you need

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 17 Mar 2014 17:07:31 No.288070 Report

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>>283416

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 17 Mar 2014 17:33:43 No.288078 Report

Quoted By: >>290548

>>283943
>>283952
You guys are fucked up

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 17 Mar 2014 19:24:06 No.288157 Report

Quoted By: >>294380

>>283066
If you are a vegetarian doesn't mean that bacon suddenly smells terrible

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 17 Mar 2014 20:05:27 No.288186 Report

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> have always camped solo, no friends
> gearfagged for *years* before actually camping. spent hundreds on stuff i never actually used and eventually resold: hennessy hammock, water bottle filter, swedish firesteel etc.
> told everyone i was a "hiker" when all i did were 3-5 mile hikes to shitty waterfalls or cliffs full of teenagers

now i've been doing peak hikes (12+ miles, 4000'+ gain), more actual camping

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 17 Mar 2014 21:26:58 No.288245 Report

Quoted By: >>288882 >>289128 >>290342

>>288017
>>288062

i was interested in the uk /out/ meet up until i learned it was just going to the new forest/forest of dean/where ever and will probably consist of doing nothing but fucking about, some guys believing they can bushcraft, cans of special brew and cheap whisky/vodka and at one point at least one of them getting their dick out

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 18 Mar 2014 23:58:21 No.288882 Report

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>>288245
>probably consist of doing nothing but fucking about
Well, what else were you expecting it to be? A bunch of experts conquering the wilds of Scotland with nothing but a kilt and a rusty hatchet?

Whilst /out/ can be a pretty sweet board, it's still 4chan. Don't go expecting a survival forum meetup from 4chan, that's just crazy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Mar 2014 12:06:19 No.289111 Report

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>>287993
Thank you.

I have no formal commitment to either.

I have even told gf #2 many times that I am "emotionally unavailable". Kind of a "let you down in advance" for when I see gf #1 on weekends.

While I'm not suprised anons have trouble finding /out/ anonettes, I do get concerned when they can't find ANYBODY!

Take heart losers, there is somebody for everybody. You may have to compromuse you standards in favor of getting some. But that's what "trading up" is all about!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Mar 2014 13:33:01 No.289128 Report

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>>288245
>nothing but fucking about
>implying that's not the best part of going /out/

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Mar 2014 14:41:09 No.289163 Report

Quoted By: >>290437

>>282933

I'd be more worries about the barbs.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 20 Mar 2014 16:56:04 No.289766 Report

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>i have never truly been out camping, although they were not my choice.
I think that's about it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 21 Mar 2014 17:26:37 No.290330 Report

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I've spent more than half a year of my life /out/ (in several pieces, mind) and have never made a fire.

Part of it comes from spending time in national forests where they have regulations against burning shit in the summer. Part of it comes from spending time in western Oregon between September and May, when everything is eternally damp. Part of it comes from setting up camp 30 minutes before sundown and wanting to do nothing other than eat and sleep.

And, of course, part of it comes from being an incompetent fuck.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 21 Mar 2014 17:54:32 No.290338 Report

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>>287987
H-holy shit. A-are you me?

Necromancer

Necromancer Fri 21 Mar 2014 17:58:49 No.290342 Report

Quoted By: >>290350

>>288245

What did you expect? We're not going into the woods just to throw rocks at trees and get drunk of anything. Also, if you're on the mailing list then could you let me know if you want to be taken off it?

Necromancer

Necromancer Fri 21 Mar 2014 18:14:13 No.290346 Report

Quoted By: >>290467

>>288017

Which one(s) are you coming on?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 21 Mar 2014 18:18:42 No.290350 Report

Quoted By: >>290352

>>290342
>We're not going into the woods just to throw rocks at trees
why? Iam a US-American. I can do what I want. Scumbag.

Necromancer

Necromancer Fri 21 Mar 2014 18:26:24 No.290352 Report

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>>290350

You're so funny. You're a funny man.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 21 Mar 2014 22:24:35 No.290437 Report

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>>289163
You've never held a 30+ pound catfish.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 21 Mar 2014 23:26:32 No.290467 Report

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>>290346
Dartmoor if we ever get around to organising it.

I'm hoping that we'll stay away from the worst of the heath, that shit can ruin your day too easily.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 22 Mar 2014 02:50:24 No.290532 Report

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>Got the urge to masturbate while solo-camping once, years ago
>Was last day out, and I had used up last to paper product
>Decided to do it outside so I didn't dirty my shit
>Moderately cool night, light breeze, cloudless with a full moon
>Most beautiful masturbation session I ever had
>I now get the urge to masturbate outside when there's a full moon, and I've done it a couple times since

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 22 Mar 2014 03:23:47 No.290548 Report

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>>288078
Nah, the really fucked up part is I'm at least the second person whose going to try this in OP's honor.

As I ejaculate all over the helpless insects I'll cry out to the treetops: "I HAVE NEVER SEEN A MOUNTAIN IRL"

A Sat 22 Mar 2014 03:54:20 No.290561 Report

Quoted By: >>290562

What's a mountain irl

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 22 Mar 2014 03:56:25 No.290562 Report

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>>290561
I don't know if you were serious but if you were irl is an abbreviation for "in real life"

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 22 Mar 2014 04:13:47 No.290566 Report

Quoted By: >>290567 >>292530

This gif makes me uncomfortable

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 22 Mar 2014 04:16:08 No.290567 Report

Quoted By: >>292539

>>290566
It's okay, invisible images bother me too.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 22 Mar 2014 16:22:01 No.290724 Report

Quoted By: >>292857

> I like getting my gf too drunk to walk and fucking her in the ass.

Just like last night!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 25 Mar 2014 19:12:37 No.292530 Report

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>>290566

Could be worse.

This just reminded me of when I used to pull all the limbs of small crabs when I was very young. Them crabs sure don't have it easy in this world, I tell ya.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Mar 2014 19:39:24 No.292539 Report

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>>290567
I mean the gif in the OP

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Mar 2014 02:26:29 No.292843 Report

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>>283177
>stopping at 6

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Mar 2014 02:43:44 No.292857 Report

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>>290724
No I mean seriously, she didn't even remember leaving the 2nd to last bar and blanked the one after that completely.

Normally, I can't get her to do anal. But every now and... The Perfect Storm!

I'll start with the Shocker and when resistance is futile, more to the Spocker!

Then it's all about the Butt Pirate, Arrggg Maties!

My confession.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 27 Mar 2014 11:46:59 No.293547 Report

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> I have never seen a fat person IRL

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Mar 2014 14:12:16 No.294176 Report

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>>282927
once I found a waterlogged hollow between two maple branches where some tree frogs were living, so I beat off into it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Mar 2014 16:38:45 No.294238 Report

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>live in colorado
>never climbed a mountain

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Mar 2014 20:15:44 No.294361 Report

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>>282946
>What now, animal protectionists?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Mar 2014 21:06:47 No.294380 Report

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>>288157
no but it means you dont eat bacon and if you do you stop being a vegetarian

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 28 Mar 2014 21:27:57 No.294385 Report

Quoted By: >>294393 >>294403 >>294413 >>294416

>I have looted campers tents
>I have masturbated on the tops of mountains
>I had sex with a doe I killed because I was 15
>I punched a black bear in the testicles while it was asleep and the only reason I didn't die was because my best friend shot the bear once it started chasing me
>I discovered a childs remains and panicked so hard that I shat myself and the forest ranger told me to get in the back of his truck and he would drive me back to the station to get washed up
>I've been shot three times on the trails when dressing as a bear to scare hikers
>I was raped by a grizzly in my own tent
>I piss myself everytime I make eye contact with a moose

Phil Spector

Phil Spector Fri 28 Mar 2014 21:30:32 No.294392 Report

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>>283100
the blade of the knife is stable?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 28 Mar 2014 21:33:02 No.294393 Report

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>>294385

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Mar 2014 22:06:11 No.294403 Report

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>>294385
tried too hard/10

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 28 Mar 2014 22:35:37 No.294413 Report

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>>294385
>mfw he lights the other guy on fire too
>>I'm not gonna be the only one to suffer this fate

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Mar 2014 22:44:26 No.294416 Report

Quoted By: >>294429

>>294385
[spoiler:lit]so what was the bear rape like?[/spoiler:lit]

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Mar 2014 23:36:17 No.294429 Report

Quoted By: >>294437

>>294416
Unbearable.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 28 Mar 2014 23:49:54 No.294437 Report

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>>294429

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bcYppAs6ZdI

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Mar 2014 19:04:46 No.295461 Report

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I have never finished reading "Dune",.

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