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>be me
>boy friend wants to go camping and stargazing for our anniversary
>we get a campsite at a state park
>its a wonderful night, no clouds, the stars are beautiful
>end the night with hours of say gex
>wake up in the morning to shit and shower
>leaving the latrine i hear rustling behind me, maybe it's another camper
>turn around and see a black bear bout 15ft away from me,looks to be about 375lbs
>reach for my gun,realize i left my gun and my bear mace at the campsite
>think i'm dead when autism kicks in
>remember some brainrot tiktok boyfriend sent me about freddy fazbear
>do and yell the tiktok outloud
>bear turns back
>get back to campsite and promptly forget
>remember once we leave and get home
>boy friend wants to go camping and stargazing for our anniversary
>we get a campsite at a state park
>its a wonderful night, no clouds, the stars are beautiful
>end the night with hours of say gex
>wake up in the morning to shit and shower
>leaving the latrine i hear rustling behind me, maybe it's another camper
>turn around and see a black bear bout 15ft away from me,looks to be about 375lbs
>reach for my gun,realize i left my gun and my bear mace at the campsite
>think i'm dead when autism kicks in
>remember some brainrot tiktok boyfriend sent me about freddy fazbear
>do and yell the tiktok outloud
>bear turns back
>get back to campsite and promptly forget
>remember once we leave and get home
