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Anonymous Sat 19 Jul 2025 22:05:02 No.2830088 View View Reply Original Report

PSA careful when walking around in the underbrush. i stepped on a fallen wasp's nest while bushwacking yesterday and as expected they were not happy with the intrusion..

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Anonymous Sat 19 Jul 2025 22:12:38 No.2830091 Report

Quoted By: >>2830118 >>2830170

I'm an effeminate gay and I instinctively scream like a girl when encountering any manner of flying buzzing large insect let alone wasps/hornets.

I was hiking at the Edge of Appalachia preserve to the main overlook there (recommended, but not in mid-summer), and the "shortcut way" (saves .4 mi rt) took you right through a bunch of holes in the ground that apparently are where hornets live and I really pissed them off but they didn't sting me thank god and I was freaking out. Tried to go around them on the way back.

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Anonymous Sun 20 Jul 2025 00:25:21 No.2830110 Report

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Them bastards build a nest in my gas cap cover thing, when I opened it they flew out and one gave me a sting on the thumb

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Anonymous Sun 20 Jul 2025 00:30:52 No.2830111 Report

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Wasps built a largish nest under my front steps. I only noticed it while I was mowing the lawn. At least 5 of them stung me before I got away.

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Anonymous Sun 20 Jul 2025 01:35:02 No.2830117 Report

Quoted By: >>2830159 >>2830160 >>2830200 >>2830201

For a lifetime spent outdoors I have yet to get stung by any bee or wasp so i live in fear that its the worst thing ever

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Anonymous Sun 20 Jul 2025 01:39:23 No.2830118 Report

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>>2830091
YAAAAS QUEEN

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Anonymous Sun 20 Jul 2025 07:09:34 No.2830159 Report

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>>2830117
It's not really that bad, it hurts a bit when they sting then if you don't put some after bite on it, it swells up and gets itchy. If you treat it quickly it is almost nothing.

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Anonymous Sun 20 Jul 2025 07:19:07 No.2830160 Report

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>>2830117
I got stung twice by bees or fucking something as a kid and had an allergic reaction both times - I mean I got stung a lot more than that as a little kid just didn't have a bad reaction except twice
once near my eye got stung and my eye swelled up and couldn't really see out of one of them when I was maybe 7 and then like 2-3 years later at summer camp my leg got stung and it basically paralyzed one leg for a week and I was limping and almost needed crutches.
Bees are no joke.

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Anonymous Sun 20 Jul 2025 07:27:34 No.2830162 Report

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We used to get nests around the house a lot growing up. When I was about 6 we had one that was at least the size of a basketball way up in a tree, and rather than wait for it to randomly fall into the yard and kill me my dad hoisted a jug of gasoline up at the end of a long stick and doused it, and then hoisted up a burning rag. PHWUMP the whole thing went up like sun and the poor buggers had no chance.

Many years later we had a nest of particularly pissed off yellerjackets build a nest in our stonewall and they went after my cat one day. She was fine in the end, just a swollen cheek, but I fucking destroyed those motherfuckers with pickerel.

Lit it, shoved it in the hole, and dropped a big rock on top. Always have additional rocks on hand to block any alternative exits if they appear. I got stung on the arm but literally only like 3 hornets escaped and the rest of them fucking choked. The ants were extricating their baby larva out of the nest and carrying them off for the next two days

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Anonymous Sun 20 Jul 2025 07:51:56 No.2830170 Report

Quoted By: >>2830171 >>2830203

>>2830091
How does an effeminate gay get into hiking, presumably alone? Most women who are actually into the outdoors are not the most feminine among women, so then, how does the most feminine among men do it? This sissy hiker is so into hiking that he has sought out an obscure website to post about it. This story is fishy.

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Anonymous Sun 20 Jul 2025 07:58:07 No.2830171 Report

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>>2830170
I've been totally excluded from society for being gay, but nature cannot really exclude you - it just tries to kill you in its own way. It's just nice to look at pretty places if nobody will talk to me.

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Anonymous Sun 20 Jul 2025 11:42:13 No.2830200 Report

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>>2830117
I've never been stung and I fear that I'll get stung and have an allergic reaction in the middle of nowhere and die

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Anonymous Sun 20 Jul 2025 11:44:49 No.2830201 Report

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>>2830117
>>2830200
surely there's some way you can get tested for bee allergies without actually getting stung and experiencing the life-threatening wrath

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Anonymous Sun 20 Jul 2025 12:05:18 No.2830203 Report

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>>2830170
>This sissy hiker is so into hiking that he has sought out an obscure website to post about it. This story is fishy.
That's the most believable part.
Have you seen the complete faggotry that roams around 4chan?
He probably found 4chan way before he went full gay fag sissy. If he keeps roaming 4chan soon he'll troon out, just wait and see.

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Anonymous Sun 20 Jul 2025 12:13:08 No.2830205 Report

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>>2830203
I'd never troon out!

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Anonymous Sun 20 Jul 2025 20:01:26 No.2830277 Report

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>>2830171
>I've been totally excluded from society for being gay
no, you've been excluded because you have glaring personality issues you've used your sexuality to avoid reflecting on and making really changes.
being gay doesn't mean you have to be a massive faggot.

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Anonymous Fri 01 Aug 2025 04:51:49 No.2832443 Report

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>>2830277
this anon is right. im a huge homo who sucks dick and gets ass fucked but people dont care because i dont act like a faggot outside the bedroom. people dont actually have a problem with faggots as long as them being faggots is not their entire personality. same way with people of color. nobody cares youre a nigger or some other mystery meat vermin as long as you dont make it your personality.

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Anonymous Fri 01 Aug 2025 15:54:36 No.2832511 Report

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>>2830088
The last time I went full pussy mode was when I got stung on the finger by a yellowjacket. Just a reminder your finger has a limited amount of skin and can only swell so much before it reaches its maximum. So I drive into this little podunk east Texas town looking for asprin and beer. And I stumbled upon, I kid you not, the prettiest 40 year old woman I've probably ever met. And I'm crying like a bitch from a wasp sting. And she suggests I also buy some Benadryl.

A fucking supermodel 40 year old store clerk that also understands basic first aid. I've never been back to that store because I'm sure I hallucinated her.

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Anonymous Sun 03 Aug 2025 03:51:32 No.2832847 Report

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>>2830088
I did a couple foot leap over a garden divider and some stuff I didn't want to trample. I instantly sunk down to my ankles. Turns out I had jumped onto a nest of yellow jackets. They instantly crawled into my shoes and up my pant legs and went to town on me. I don't think I ever ran that fast before. When I made it inside and took of my pants and shoes they were crawling out of them mostly injured.

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Anonymous Sun 10 Aug 2025 22:20:28 No.2834424 Report

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>>2832511
benadryl works instantly for me, its amazing how a medicine can actually do that. supposedly plantain leaves chewed up into a mash is effective too if youre out in the middle of nowhere (and of course if they grow in your region..)

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Anonymous Sun 10 Aug 2025 22:21:29 No.2834425 Report

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>>2832847
holy fuck thats legitimate nightmare fuel..

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Anonymous Sun 10 Aug 2025 22:49:56 No.2834428 Report

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>>2830277
>because you have glaring personality issues
no, its cuz im flamboyantly gay

>>2832443
>because i dont act like a faggot outside the bedroom
its ok to act gay

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Anonymous Sun 10 Aug 2025 22:52:42 No.2834429 Report

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I have never met a hymenopteran I didn't like. I think my favorite are mutillidae

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