Behold, I have the ultimate hobo meta.

Bikerafting.

>you are now master of the land and sea
>can travel anywhere
>nobody can stop you

The primary issue with being a hobo is being harassed by the law or other human beings that refuse to mind their own business, with the bike and raft combo you are highly likely to have a superior terrain and speed combo at all times.

You are now king. You can do whatever you please. You are free. Congrats.