>>2843914I see the sunrise on the beach, get onto the trail before the Bluetooth day hikers, board the first ferry/train which arrives even if people usually can't get onto it in time.
I get duty free in airports I didn't even fly into, never pay for parking, never pay tourist price accommodation in peak season, I've been arrested a few times but never charged because I was friendly and didn't admit to trespassing
I wandered into a private car park, jumped the fence to get out of it, and found myself locked in the zoo, saw all the animals and left as soon as a security guard let me out.
Security told me where the entrance was at 1pm, I got there at 6pm and thought it was still open- how was I to know.
I wasn't there overnight i just arrived and was looking for the ticket both.
It's not illegal camping i got lost on the way to the camp site.
The last ten years of my life have been great, rich people just accept me as a stow away because they're drunk and bored and I'm interesting and friendly.
