Hatchet thread. Yes, I know there's an "HURR EVERYTHING SHARP THREAD" going. But it's 9 million posts long and boring and way too dilute to be of any value.

Only hatchets here: Why they are so useful when /out/ compared to other edged tools, which ones are the best, good techniques for different things, that kind of stuff. No mallninja shit.

Pic related is probably the standard by which all others are judged.