>>2849778ok i'll try to dig up my menial stories
first one - 15 guys at the campground fire, smoking bubbler passing around the fire. i was in one of my "im not gonna smoke weed" episodes in life, but i broke it that time and inhaled. as soon as i inhaled, blinding light, comes right up, a woman starts badgering us and saying eventually that we're gonna get kicked out because she is a ranger
it was a real graphic moment for me in terms of it being like a slap in the face cosmic joke by the universe
ok heres the funny one that im so glad i remembered
we were on a coastal camp in california
me and the 7 buddies, all weed smokers and psychedelic users, and we brought shrooms
we grind them all up in our weed grinder. hilarius right?
ok so we use the technique lemon tek, and we add lemon juice straight to our individual cups of mushroom powder. we all do this.
ranger comes up, relatively quickly, and drives through teh camps. we're all suprised and didnt realize in time to make a group effort. ranger walks up to the campground, getting out of the car. has a conversation with us for 5 minutes, and we literally had shroom cups scattered openly through the camp. i had mine on a solitary post, it was quite obvious.