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Anonymous Mon 17 Nov 2025 18:28:23 No.2849803 View View Reply Original Report

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wyd when u gotta take a big smelly diarrhea in the woods

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 17 Nov 2025 18:31:38 No.2849805 Report

Quoted By: >>2849820

Pray for mercy the skinwalker wont smell me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 17 Nov 2025 18:40:15 No.2849811 Report

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>>2849803
Use God's bidet, of course.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 17 Nov 2025 19:12:56 No.2849815 Report

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Find a tree, preferably one that's on a bit of a hill. Squat and hold on to the tree. This is so that you don't shit in your pants. Pissing outside is great, very liberating. Shitting outside sucks, but sometimes, it's got to be done.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 17 Nov 2025 19:25:13 No.2849820 Report

Quoted By: >>2849938

>>2849803
strip completely naked, casually stroll with a revolver in one hand and a small shovel with a roll of toilet paper over the handle until I find a suitable clear spot, squat and shit, and then wipe and bury it. it would be nice to dig a small hole first, but diarrhea doesn't permit that.
>>2849805
>skinwalker
after smelling my scent he'll be more afraid of me than I am of him

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 17 Nov 2025 20:37:50 No.2849835 Report

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>>2849803
Just lean my with back against the tree with my trousers reassuringly far away from the stream, and then the floodgates open. Use fallen leaves to wipe if necessary. Then if it's a big pile of evil I'll put a branch over it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 17 Nov 2025 21:05:59 No.2849842 Report

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>>2849803
I have an emergency forest shitting kit in my backpack at all times. A small roll of TP, hand sanitizer, and a nitril glove. All wrapped in a plastic bag. Wouldn't go without it.

Anonymuos

Anonymuos Mon 17 Nov 2025 21:39:37 No.2849845 Report

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>>2849803
I just do a headstand (remove pants first) and let 'er rip, with the wind of course

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 17 Nov 2025 22:45:27 No.2849850 Report

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>>2849803
that's what rivers are for bro.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 17 Nov 2025 23:10:43 No.2849856 Report

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>>2849803
I go to as a slope and then poop.
I only poop on slopes in general, everything rolls down. Plus nothing piles up (it gets very troublesome)

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 18 Nov 2025 05:07:40 No.2849904 Report

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>>2849803
Pull my pants down, squat, and push with as much force as I can to see how far I can spray it.
Next time this unfortunate event happens I'm going to try and spray all over a tree.
Thanks for the thread and idea.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 18 Nov 2025 08:46:16 No.2849913 Report

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>>2849803

>the air on your exposed bunghole
>a beautiful view as far the eye can see
>the interested buzzing of small animals and insects

there is no experience more liberating than answering nature's call. I want you all to enjoy your next /out/poo

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 18 Nov 2025 10:59:30 No.2849923 Report

Quoted By: >>2849924 >>2851872 >>2852811

>>2849803
I usually just find the nearest water source and go there. Flowing streams are the most comfortable. If the water’s moving fast enough, I don’t even need toilet paper. And if I do use any, it breaks down pretty quickly in the water anyway. If I'm not near any water, I usually poop on hiking trails. I know you're supposed to go off trail like 200 feet or whatever but thats such a hassle and I'd rather not get poked in the ass by sticks and grass when I squat down.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 18 Nov 2025 11:06:20 No.2849924 Report

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>>2849923
>ladies and gentlemen, we got him!
https://www.backpacker.com/news-and-events/news/norovirus-outbreak-2025-appalachian-trail/

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 18 Nov 2025 15:51:40 No.2849938 Report

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>>2849820
based shitmaxxer

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 20 Nov 2025 07:59:21 No.2850193 Report

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>>2849803
Portable bidet

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 20 Nov 2025 16:08:03 No.2850257 Report

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>>2849803
>find a stick
>dig a little hole next to a tree (with a trunk about as thick as you leg)
>hold onto the tree while squatting over the hole
>release the kraken
>clean ass with something other than poison ivy
>close hole with some dirt

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 20 Nov 2025 17:32:52 No.2850272 Report

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>>2849803
whats with the fixation on struggling with bowel movements on this board? just go poo wipe yourself with some moss and carry on with your walk, its not a complicated thing dude

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 Nov 2025 20:58:35 No.2850676 Report

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what should one do when there's no soap

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 Nov 2025 23:15:26 No.2850707 Report

Quoted By: >>2850709

Just shit your pants.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 Nov 2025 23:50:35 No.2850709 Report

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>>2850707
but i like my pants

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Nov 2025 00:00:21 No.2850711 Report

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>>2850709
Be a man. Just shit your pants

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Nov 2025 01:11:31 No.2850712 Report

Quoted By: >>2851873

>>2849803
I don't go into the woods when i have diarrhea or eat sketchy shit that would give me it?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Nov 2025 05:38:13 No.2850745 Report

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Stay at home

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Nov 2025 11:54:39 No.2850759 Report

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>>2850711
Be a pants, Just man your shit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Nov 2025 11:44:32 No.2850912 Report

Quoted By: >>2851925

As an avid /out/shitter with a trained metabolism that enables me to need to take a dump upon 15 minutes of me waking up veryday, ive gathered some great intel and tips on this.

>Slopes with trees are great for leg muscle relief, either lean on it or hold on to the tree and angle yourself
>Carrying a pack of tissues in your pants never hurts and saves nerves and time
>when no slope is near, a fallen tree is almost as comfortable as a toilet seat
>when its raining, no slope or fallen tree is near, most needle trees provide a semi-dry atmosphere beneath them
>make sure you pee first, otherwise you may have to bend your dick weirdly while squatting

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Dec 2025 07:01:10 No.2851872 Report

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>>2849923
Shitty bait (literally)

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Dec 2025 07:03:34 No.2851873 Report

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>>2850712
Oh get a load of Mr Spectacular over here. Has never had to take an unexpected shit. Hail to the king.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Dec 2025 15:44:04 No.2851925 Report

Quoted By: >>2853192

>>2850912
I have also trained my body to shit almost immediately upon waking up. Thought I was the only one.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 Dec 2025 02:48:26 No.2852035 Report

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>>2849803
I walk off the trail for 10 minutes, find a rock to flip over on flat ground to prevent runoff. Shit in the hole left from the rock. Wipe ass with TP and put it in the hole. Put the rock back.

If I can't hold it, I still try to get as far away from the trail as possible, spray my shit on the ground. Relieved, I can now take my time to dig a hole next to the shit, and then I shovel the shit into the hole with a flat object like a rock, put the rock in and fill the hole with dirt and leaves.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Dec 2025 19:52:20 No.2852271 Report

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>>2849803
I always pick a tree for shitting as I want to squat and lean and am lazy. I dig a small hole at the base of the tree and shit into there. Post that I drop a fire starter and torch my poo (RIP shitbaby). Then I bury the remnants and have a merry day. Technically speaking we should probably look into drying some bacteria culture that'll eat the poo poo for maximum preservation

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 05 Dec 2025 04:05:01 No.2852483 Report

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>>2850257
why do i need to bury my shit? im not a cat.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 07 Dec 2025 14:51:06 No.2852743 Report

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/out/ing made me ditch toilet paper for water and bidets
>inb4 SAAAAAR

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 07 Dec 2025 17:24:22 No.2852758 Report

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>>2849803
Put a condom to your bumhole, shit into it, tie a knot, and then use it for self defence against bears and other hikers.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 07 Dec 2025 20:33:08 No.2852763 Report

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Directly into a fresh water source so I can wash myself after

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 08 Dec 2025 00:17:03 No.2852794 Report

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Anonymous Mon 08 Dec 2025 05:12:20 No.2852811 Report

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>>2849923
YOU'RE A FUCKING MENACE YOU KNOW THAT

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 11 Dec 2025 00:42:24 No.2853151 Report

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Diarrhoea is actually one of the cleanest ways to defecate. It's a liquid, and easily cleaned. You just need another liquid, or something wet to wipe it off.
It's arguably worse to do a regular shit that sticks to the anus and cheeks and needs a ton of wiping. Those fucking marker pen shits...

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 11 Dec 2025 11:23:24 No.2853192 Report

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>>2851925

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Anonymous Wed 24 Dec 2025 15:00:28 No.2855127 Report

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>>2849803
pop a codeine lol

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